Britney Disses Fed-head's Boss New Jams

[Noah]

<img src="http://www.fanbolt.com/blog/spears.jpg" width="85" height="85" vspace="5" hspace="5" align="left" border="0" alt="Britney, blech!">Since he was a young gold-diggin' hip-hop dancer, Kevin "Fed-head" Federline has had aspirations of reaching superstardom, having preteens everywhere swooning, singing his own brand of white-boy rap. He figured, lacking any talent whatsoever, or the inclination or capacity to say or create anything anyone would care to see or listen to, that abandoning his scattered illegitimate children and marrying an already over, yesterdays news pop "singer/actor/brat" would be just the ticket to launching his career.

Enter Britney Spears. Fed-head was able to whoo her with his hot dance moves, and white-trash candor, all the way to the altar. So far, so good- the plan was working. So, after a hard days work Fed-head shows up at home with his fresh demo CD of new material he had been working on; an "unimpressed" Britney greeted his tracks with laughter and was quoted as saying "his debut CD might sell 'a hundred, maybe a thousand copies". Ouch! What happend to standing by your man?!

Alas, Spears failed to extinguished the flames that burn deep inside Fed-head. He's been spotted kickin' it at clubs all over, leaving Spears to care for their newborn child. Perhaps, he is again on the prowl for his next washed-up pop star bride to be??

(credit: me)

[Prue14Fan]

That's the funniest thing I've read all day! All I have to say is go Britney! She's right, he might sell 100 album's. No one likes him and I know that I sure don't.

[Ashlyn]

:lol: <sigh> I needed a good laugh today.

At least Britney isn't so head over heels that she pretended he was good, and we were all subjected to having his crap plugged everywhere.

[iluvtv2much]

lol, love the story. Tabloids rock.

[GoodbyeAngel]

hehe, way da go brit
we all know kev is useless, lol

[Scarlet]

Kevin sing? You've gotta be kidding me...he should jujst stick to the back up dancing, :lol: that really is funny...and it's good to see Britney being so honest about it....no need for her husband to humiliate her more

[Emma]

lol I love the stuff Noah writes. He wrote that for those of you that didn't know! :) Good stuff.... I still have no clue what Britney saw in that guy. I mean come on, she's Britney Spears, she could have any guy in hollywood and she ends up with him? *shakes head* I just don't get it :)

[Andrew]

that's a particularly flattering picture of Britney

So, after a hard days work Fed-head shows up at home with his fresh demo CD of new material he had been working on; an "unimpressed" Britney greeted his tracks with laughter.

Funny... I greet her music the same way :rolleyes:

[*GrEGsBaBY22*]

<img src="http://www.fanbolt.com/blog/spears.jpg" width="85" height="85" vspace="5" hspace="5" align="left" border="0" alt="Britney, blech!"> has had aspirations of reaching superstardom, having preteens everywhere swooning, singing his own brand of white-boy rap. He figured, lacking any talent whatsoever, or the inclination or capacity to say or create anything anyone would care to see or listen to, that abandoning his scattered illegitimate children and marrying an already over, yesterdays news pop "singer/actor/brat" would be just the ticket to launching his career.

(credit: me)
Thank you Very Much That has got To be the Grestest thing i have read today

[HappyHamster]

I still have no clue what Britney saw in that guy. I mean come on, she's Britney Spears, she could have any guy in hollywood and she ends up with him? *shakes head* I just don't get it :)

Well she could've had anyone. I think she's gone a bit too far the white trash slide to impress anyone anymore. Then again there are guys that go for that track suit, stringy hair look...

I say let's hear this album! I need a good laugh. Maybe he can make a video too? I'm suddenly having a mental image of Kevin Federline looking and dancing like Vanilla Ice. Yikes.

[Fading Shadow]

:lol:

Funniest thing I've heard in a while :) Go Brit!

[seth_is_my_baby]

Go britney! at least some one had the guts to tell that loser his music sucks! if you could even call it music!

[oclover24]

^Agreed!! :)