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Noah
11-15-2005, 05:32 PM
<img src="http://www.fanbolt.com/blog/Nov2005/michael.jpg" width="85" height="85" vspace="5" hspace="5" align="left" border="0" alt="Michael">It appears Michael Jackson prefers the women's facilities as opposed to using the little boys lavatory.

"The singer, who spends most of his time in nearby Bahrain, was caught adjusting his make-up in the female washroom of the Ibn Battuta Mall in the Arab Emirate, by a 37-year-old Tunisian teacher known as Latifa M. According to Arab newspaper Khaleej Times' report of the event, Jackson was wearing a T-shirt and trousers and a traditional Arab women's headscarf. When Latifa M. spotted Jackson, she began taking pictures of him on her mobile phone. He then reportedly chased after her and a mall security guard attempted to take her phone. She refused to hand it over without compensation and called police."

Boy, 'o boy... what I wouldn't give to see Michael Jackson trotting around the mall after a woman demanding she turn over hew mobile. Phew! Just the mental picture of that makes me want to break out into violent fits of laugter.

I guess maybe Michael is a little more athletic than we all thought because he somehow caught her. I mean, one would think that if Michael Jackson was running through a mall screaming at some woman, police would take the opportunity to pounce on Michael and take him down town. But, hey, maybe they're big Jackson 5 fans over in the Emirates.

HappyHamster
11-15-2005, 05:50 PM
Doesn't Michael wear those things that completely cover his face? And if that's the case then why on earth does he need to adjust his make-up??

tantucky
11-15-2005, 05:53 PM
true, he is such a woman.

OTH man
11-15-2005, 08:06 PM
Noah, nice title "Dude looks like a lady":lol:

Faith
11-15-2005, 08:08 PM
He then reportedly chased after her and a mall security guard attempted to take her phone.

He can run? He nearly passed out the last time I saw him try to dance with N-Sync

SweetInnocence
11-15-2005, 10:26 PM
That's so creepy...he looks freakishly like his sister LaToya.

Aga
11-15-2005, 11:03 PM
i like michael Jackson so im offended

Centerfinn
11-16-2005, 08:49 AM
Hes changed in soo many ways....

Kari
11-16-2005, 12:33 PM
I was always scared of this man...man? I don't know...well, I was scared.

seth_is_my_baby
11-18-2005, 08:11 AM
Poor woman! I hope she gets him arrested for assult! He is just too strange for words, and the title is true- dude looks a like a lady, actually he is NOT even lady like, dude looks like an alien!

tantucky
11-18-2005, 08:46 AM
he is the strangest person on planet earth.

Sweet Misery
11-20-2005, 02:28 PM
He can run? He nearly passed out the last time I saw him try to dance with N-Sync


OH MY GOD ROTLFMAO

oclover24
11-20-2005, 02:35 PM
I knew this was Michael Jackson when I saw the headline. I love hearing about his antics...