Dumb Celebrity Quotes

[Emma]

<img src="http://www.fanbolt.com/forums/images/avatars/Music/Music_Jessica_Simpson_02.gif" width="85" height="85" vspace="5" hspace="5" align="right" border="0" alt="Jessica Simpson"> These are just great! :) This list is part of the link that the Sun UK has recently put together, to check out the full list check out the link at the bottom!

Charlotte Church : "I love being in America." (while on stage in Toronto)

Jessica Simpson : "Twenty-three is old. It's almost twenty-five, which is, like, almost mid-twenties."

Tom Cruise : "I love kids. I was a kid once, myself."

Paris Hilton : "I hate dead people."

Greg Norman (professional golfer): "I owe a lot to my parents - especially my mother and father.”

Alicia Silverstone : "I think the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."

Beckham (about his son, Brooklyn) : “We're definitely going to get Brooklyn christened, but we don't know into which religion."

Brad Pitt: "The idea that marriage has to be for all time - that I don't understand."

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Source: http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,5-2005530032,00.html

[Heather]

Alicia Silverstone : "I think the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."

Is that English???

[*Ashlee*]

OMG idiots lol gotta love Pitt haha moron obviously pre-marriage counciling didnt push the issue of until death does us part LOL god
and jessica can almost do math
paris is really stepping out in a limb there! god hating dead ppl, what is wrong with her lol

[Quinton]

"The idea that marriage has to be for all time - that I don't understand."I can totally see him saying something like that.

[Heather]

He said that on Oprah when he was still married to Jen. That should have been everyone's first clue.

[Emma]

He said that on Oprah when he was still married to Jen. That should have been everyone's first clue.

wow, i didn't know that. That should have sent up red flags! She wasn't with him in that interview was she?

[Faith]

Was he with Eric Bana and Orlando Bloom?

I think so but I can't be sure...

[OC-Lover]

OMG... how dumb are those?

Brad, you moron. :fire:

[Cilla]

OMG Beckham... they are all pretty stupid actually...

[Kari]

:lol: What would life be without quotes like those ...

[Sonni]

:lol: This quotes are just sooo funny! they totally made my day. I can't stop laughing :D

[OTH man]

Paris u hate dead people? thats nice

Really TOm? never wouldda guess

oh and my personal favorite Jess, are you okay, or did that hurt your brain?

[Chloe]

Oh my GOSH, how do some celebrities get dressed in the morning? That's just sad :lol:
Jessica sounds very smart there, doesn't she? Knowin' her math so well. You know, I think that's the smartest thing I've ever heard Jessica Simpson say!
Yeah, I think Brad said that on a Troy interview on Oprah.. Orlando Bloom or Eric Bana had to have been there, because I remember him saying that, and it's not likely I'd watch anything with Brad Pitt on it unless Lando or Eric was there to distract me :D

[oclover24]

Alicia Silverstone : "I think the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."

I've heard that one before, and I was like :wtf:

[OTH man]

^^ yeah that makes no scence it has to be light to be deep? WWWWWWWWHAT?

[Heather]

My favorite dumb quote by Jessica was the whole, "I dont eat buffalo.", after some one offered her buffalo wings.

And lets not forget the whole chicken/tuna thing.

*shakes head* Seriously, how does she walk without falling down?

[HappyHamster]

I think it must be nice to be Jessica. No heavy thoughts weighing you down and all. Maybe that's how she can walk...no gravity.

[Heather]

I just got the funniest mental image. :lol:

[OTH man]

^lol me to heather but seriosuly why r celebs soo STUPID?

[kaylabc]

hahah, to funny!! Jessica was always doing/saying silly things, way to funnyMakes you wonder!!

[mimsicool]

:lol: My favourite stupid celeb quote isn't in that list...
Something along the lines of:
"Smoking can give you lung cancer. If you get lung cancer, you can die. If you die, you lose a very important part of your life."
- Brooke Shields

*gasp* Really, Brooke?
I never would have guessed!

[Kay]

Greg Norman (professional golfer): "I owe a lot to my parents - especially my mother and father.”

Beckham (about his son, Brooklyn) : “We're definitely going to get Brooklyn christened, but we don't know into which religion."


:nohope:
Silly people...what would they do if they couldnt kick a ball or look good with make-up and surgery?

[Manon]

:lol: omg, some people are so STUPID :lol:

[seth_is_my_baby]

Celebs are so stupid!

Come on Paris, what is to hate about dead people? They are dead! They can't hurt you in any way... they can't bitch about you or steal your men, grow up.

[tantucky]

haha celebs are great. Jessica is the best she cracks me up so much.

[Andrew]

"Platypus? I thought it was pronounced 'pla-teh-mah-pus'. Has it always been pronounced platypus?"
- Jessica Simpson

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
- Mariah Carey

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
- Brooke Shields

[B.Davis]

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
- Mariah Carey


omg thats sooo stupid!!!

[Heather]

Yeah, famine is soooo sexy, Mariah!!!! :lol:

My God!

[HappyHamster]

Well she has a point with the dead flies and stuff...

I'm starting to think that you can't be in showbiz and have a functioning brain at the same time. Please tell me there are some celebrities who've actually said something meaningful...anything...

[Fading Shadow]

Jessica Simpson : "Twenty-three is old. It's almost twenty-five, which is, like, almost mid-twenties."

:lol: :bang: Just proves Jessica Simpson's stupidity

[Sweet Misery]

paris is really stepping out in a limb there! god hating dead ppl, what is wrong with her lol

Where do you want me to start??

[OTH man]

"Platypus? I thought it was pronounced 'pla-teh-mah-pus'. Has it always been pronounced platypus?"
- Jessica Simpson

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
- Mariah Carey

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
- Brooke Shields


no jess, its a new pronunciation :lol:

wow mariah gold star for you!

BROOKE R U SERIOS??? SERIOUSLY I DONT WANA DIE CUZID LOOSE JUST PART OF MY LIFE

[tommygirl887]

I've got some funny quotes... all from Britney Spears:

"I love seeing all my Mexican fans from the north"

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
(Where the HELL does Britney think the U.S is???)

"I am a really big Elvis fan and I think the real reason why we did the whole Elvis thing is because, you know, he's from Vegas."
(I don't know THAT much about him, but he from Tennessee?)

[Sweet Misery]

I've got some funny quotes... all from Britney Spears:



"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
(Where the HELL does Britney think the U.S is???)




I live in Yukon Canada god I really think someone should send her a world map from Christmas and hightlight Canada.