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Emma
11-16-2005, 05:04 PM
http://www.fanbolt.com/blog/Nov2005/111405chrisklien.jpg

You know him from the American Pie movies, now women everywhere will just know him as a total jerk. Chris Klein recently did an interview with Elle magazine recently, and described himself as "alpha heterosexual" and stated that he only dates "8 to 10's". Here's some more quotes...

On cooking for a date: "I don't need food to impress, man. It's a flash of a smile and a nice conversation. And at the end of the day, she's cooking the food."

On how to deal with a girlfriend putting on a few pounds: "I'm not tolerant of that at all. When a woman isn't feeling good about herself and you combine that with her period, eventually she'll ask you if you like her body. You have to say no. I don't placate."

On chivalry: "I was just trying to tell this chick to get lost. I try to treat all women with respect whether they're pretty or ugly. I want to be nice and be like, 'Wow, thanks for the attention. But get out of my face.'"

On opening up with a new girl: "Hey, man, I'm not here to hold hands and baby-sit. She's got to come to the table with something."

Klein said he's "very closed off until a woman deserves to know me completely", but isn’t broken up over Katie. "No way," he huffs. "I've got fantasy football to play."

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All I can say is wow.... now I see how Katie fell so quickly for Tom. Anyone is better than this Chris guy....

tantucky
11-16-2005, 06:14 PM
woah look what Katie did to him. (her leaving him)turned him into a player.

FaithGirl16
11-16-2005, 08:20 PM
Chris is a glib...Team TomKat! :lol:

*Ashlee*
11-16-2005, 10:26 PM
OMG lol no wonder she left him hahaha *smack* lol

seth_is_my_baby
11-18-2005, 08:07 AM
He just sounds so pathetic. No wonder Katie left him.

Heather
11-18-2005, 12:03 PM
Oh, golly gee...I hope I find a man like him someday. :sarcasm:

Kari
11-18-2005, 02:34 PM
I think my favourite part is the one about gaining weight...how responsible...

Heather
11-18-2005, 03:59 PM
Not to mention the "time of the month" comment.

High class, that one. :sarcasm:

HappyHamster
11-18-2005, 05:13 PM
You know what's even worse? He's not that good looking and he sure as hell can't act (anyone seen American Pie??? wooden performance!! okay no dirty thoughts now). So where does he get off being so cocky?

"At the end of the day she's cooking the food." Well Chris why don't you go beat a woman over the head with your club and drag her to your cave? Albeit, he probably has a nice cave. He did make some money of the American Pie movie(s?) right?

*Nathalie likes money*

...

*Nathalie does not like money enough to cook and clean*

Shucks, so close yet so far away.

Kaylan
11-18-2005, 10:42 PM
oh wow, i've never given chris klein much thought. b-list celebrity, however never thought he would say things like that.

Faith
11-19-2005, 01:42 AM
Your right Nat, I always thought he was... not ugly, but... not nice, at all :(

What a moron :lol:

You so know he is going to get fat one day :lol:

Chloe
11-19-2005, 02:08 PM
Oh god, what is he ON?

You so know he is going to be fat one day :lol:

Oh, he so will! It's karma, dude.

I never thought he was hot or anything, but I always thought he was really sweet. Apparently not! He thinks he's hot stuff, and I'm sure there's a LOT of people out there who don't even know who he is. He'll disapear eventually, without Katie. That is, unless he gets desperate, and like, tries to break up Katie and Tom or something.. :lol:

Faith
11-19-2005, 02:26 PM
He is just that dude from American Pie... not even 'the funny one' or 'the sexy one....'

Now he is the jerk from American pie who Karma is going to bite in the butt :)

oclover24
11-20-2005, 02:37 PM
What an a$$hole!!

Kari
11-20-2005, 03:19 PM
Yeah, Gem, those are the moments where you really pray karma exists :lol:

Scarlet
11-20-2005, 08:22 PM
God, he used to be so nice....first he gets busted for drink driving...and now this....he'd be lucky if he gets another date again....I can understand why Katie would have left him if he was really like that, but I still don't get why Tom is so much better...lol

Quinton
11-20-2005, 09:56 PM
*Nathalie likes money*

...

*Nathalie does not like money enough to cook and clean*
LMAO! :lol: I like that.

Ashlyn
11-20-2005, 10:15 PM
I felt bad for him at first... but wow... that jerk deserved to be dumped!

Kari
11-21-2005, 12:31 PM
It's not like Katie's new one is that much better though...

Faith
11-21-2005, 03:00 PM
She doesn't seem to have much luck with men :(

tantucky
11-21-2005, 03:08 PM
Guys I think he's this way cuz he took the Katie break up hard.

Faith
11-21-2005, 03:19 PM
Maybe, but it's no excuse to be a prick this long afterwards :)

He trully is like 'Nova' from AP before he became nice...

Scarlet
11-21-2005, 08:58 PM
If he is going to be nice again, he'd better change his attitude soon....

Aga
11-22-2005, 06:24 AM
well he is a keeper!
i wish i had a man like that

Faith
11-22-2005, 08:49 AM
We can only dream Aga...

Maybe one day :)

Kari
11-22-2005, 10:38 AM
Guys I think he's this way cuz he took the Katie break up hard.
Or because he is an idiot...I am torn between the two :)

tantucky
11-22-2005, 12:14 PM
I think he's scared of letting someone new in cuz he thinks he's gonna get hurt again.

LoVeThEO.C.
11-22-2005, 12:54 PM
What a ASS!!

Faith
11-22-2005, 06:00 PM
:lol: I love the contrast of those two posts :lol: