Like a Nativity Scene or Something...

[Noah]

<img src="http://www.fanbolt.com/blog/spears.jpg" width="85" height="85" vspace="5" hspace="5" align="left" border="0" alt="Britney, blech!">So... apparently, the word on the street is that in celebration of Sean Preston's first Christmas the Spearses are turning his room into a full-on birth-of-Christ nativity scene. "The gaudy decorations include six waxwork models and several life-size toy donkeys and cattle. Britney is so excited that she even bought a cherrywood style manger for her baby. A source close to the star said "It cost an absolute fortune. But at least she didn't have to buy a baby Jesus - because Sean is playing the part."

C'mon... that poor kid already has to live with having Britney as a mom and Mr. Corn-Row white-trash daddy... and then that People magazine stuff... It's just beginning to seem as if they're child is merely a cute little accesory kind of like Paris Hilton's latest chihuahua/monkey/ferret pet she carries around with her.

I can picture it.. after Britney and Kevin have finished off a couple bottles of Jack Daniels late one night the lightning bulb in Britney's head goes off. "KEVIE! I have the GREATEST idea! We'll get like a bunch of straw and maybe a couple of mules and some sheep or something and stick 'em in Sean's room... and we'll find us some wise men to hang out in there too, and Sean can be like the little BABY JEEESUS!!!"

I think it's safe to say now that Britney and Kevin have WAY too much money and WAY too much spare time on their hands.

[Deb Almighty]

C'mon... that poor kid already has to live with having Britney as a mom and Mr. Corn-Row white-trash daddy... and then that People magazine stuff... It's just beginning to seem as if they're child is merely a cute little accesory kind of like Paris Hilton's latest chihuahua/monkey/ferret pet she carries around with

OMG This made me laugh so bad!

[Kari]

Geez, this kid will be totally traumatized.
And an atheist.

[Andrew]

...and resentful... and suicidal tendicies (after listening to daddy's rap album)

[Kari]

Well, it's children like that who then get violent...

[Andrew]

I can already picture them 2 recreating other holidays... like Valentine's Day (Daddy in tighty whities with plastic wings duct-taped to his back)

[oclover24]

^:lol: I have bad images in my head!!

[Fading Shadow]

I have to see pictures of this! :lol:

[Ashlyn]

This is... insane.

Somebody speed-dial child services.

[Heather]

I am WAY too disturbed by this at the moment.... :lol:

[Noah]

disturbing is the only way to put it...

maybe we'll get lucky and they'll do a Holiday edition photospread in People magazine.

[marianne]

Now I'm just mesmerized by that pretty little picture of ms Spears you put up there..

[kbear49]

The kid will be one of those who will either get emancipated from his parents or kill them. He is going to be one messed up kid.

[Fading Shadow]

This is... insane.

Somebody speed-dial child services.

I so totally agree

[Noah]

Now I'm just mesmerized by that pretty little picture of ms Spears you put up there..

:lol:

The kid will be one of those who will either get emancipated from his parents or kill them. He is going to be one messed up kid.

makes you feel sorry for the little guy.

[Scarlet]

Oh jeez, like the kid doesn't have anough embarrassing things to tell his future therapist...lol...

[Ashlyn]

They are SO not fit to be parents.

[kbear49]

If he's lucky a nanny will raise him.

[seth_is_my_baby]

What will Britney think of next? It's super nice to decorate for christmas, but I think she's taken it a little too far including her son in the model... sick twisted.

[Fading Shadow]

Any chance we will see pictures of this?