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Noah
12-03-2005, 04:49 PM
<img src="http://www.fanbolt.com/blog/Dec2005/fedhed.jpg" width="85" height="85" vspace="5" hspace="5" align="left" border="0" alt="Federline!">Mark your calendars everyone, because you won't want to miss this. On Tuesday 06 December the white-boy rapper extraordinaire will grace the stage of the 2005 Billboard music awards debuting his new "song" "Y'all Ain't Ready" Boy 'o boy, is this one gonna be a treat...

I was wondering something tho... is he going to be rapping under the name Kevin Federline? Or will they just introduce him as "that white trashy guy married to Britney Spears". 'Cause with a name like Federline, he's gonna need some kind of cool street-savvy rapper alias- like Professor Fed, or Kevvy Kev, or K-drizzle or something hardcore like that. I mean what would have happend if Vanilla Ice rapped under his given name: Robert Van Winkle?! He NEVER would have become the groundbreaking, trans-genre hiphop guru he is today.

ryan-marissa<3
12-03-2005, 07:32 PM
omg well isnt that going to be interesting to see :lol:

Fading Shadow
12-03-2005, 07:35 PM
This is definitely a sight to see :lol:

jeyton
12-03-2005, 08:48 PM
hell has frozen over and pigs have learned how to fly

ryan-marissa<3
12-03-2005, 09:08 PM
i seriously think that kevin federline is full of it !!! who in the right mind would want to hear this song played @ the 2005 Billboard music awards ..i most definetly dont !!

SweetInnocence
12-03-2005, 10:00 PM
It would be something to see how many viewers do you think will be laughing their asses off? A lot. That song was aweful...

AnythingLeyton
12-03-2005, 11:14 PM
Now I just might have to cut my ears off. :no:

Why is he famous!? I don't care who married Britney Spears!

ryan-marissa<3
12-04-2005, 01:33 AM
Why is he famous!? I don't care who married Britney Spears!

:lol: niethier do i !! i think kevin did this all for publicity !!what a moron...poor britney i cant believe she married such a unresponsible guy!!

seth_is_my_baby
12-04-2005, 01:44 AM
That is so sad. I mean Kevin actually believe's he will be famous? What the hell.

charmed16addict
12-04-2005, 01:53 AM
one word to describe kevin whatshisface: PATHETIC!

OtH-&-Vm-Lover
12-04-2005, 01:56 AM
omg, im def. going to watch, this is going to be HILARIOUS, LmAo!

Kari
12-04-2005, 04:09 AM
Okay, I have never read such an appropriate thread title in a while.
No, I am not ready for this, neither is the world.
Which is actually a good thing...which means that there is still some kind of reason out there.

Cilla
12-04-2005, 06:38 AM
now really, being married to Britney DOESN'T mean, you HAVE to do something to be in the spotlight, kev...

Kari
12-04-2005, 07:42 AM
Actually BEING Britney, doesn't mean you have to be in the spotlight as well...but she won't see...

tantucky
12-04-2005, 07:51 AM
Britney might dump him :D

Andrew
12-04-2005, 08:58 AM
:nono:

He's just adding more gasoline to the flame...

charmed16addict
12-04-2005, 09:17 AM
Britney might dump him :D
i hope she does!

Cilla
12-04-2005, 10:04 AM
Britney might dump him :D


ooh that would be REALLY good for his 'career'

Andrew
12-04-2005, 10:27 AM
He should start breakdancing,... you know; if you're gonna make a fool of yourself, at least make it more of an "active-movement" foolishness :up:

Krazy
12-04-2005, 11:34 AM
This should be good to watch, then the whole world can laugh out him together. Apprantly Britney has dumped him. :shrugs:

Cilla
12-04-2005, 12:41 PM
:lol: Andrew... if he's gonna make a fool of himself, he'd better do it GOOD breakdancing would definatly help :lol:

Kari
12-04-2005, 12:56 PM
:lol: I wonder when he will start designing his own clothes...
Or does he already? I am really not sure...

Cilla
12-04-2005, 12:58 PM
oh that would be a really 'great' an 'original'

Kari
12-04-2005, 01:05 PM
Yeah, but then he really will have to get a cooler name.
Out of the suggested I personally fancied "K-Drizzle"

Faith
12-04-2005, 07:01 PM
:lol: Kari...

Why won't K-Fed just go away? :(

Andrew
12-04-2005, 07:55 PM
Because he's married to Britney...

She coughs... next day it's "Britney has SARS"

She sneezes... next day it's "The Earth has become very dusty lately, huh?"

She trips on the corner of the street... next day it's "Little Invisible Midgets Cause Amuck"


It's sad. Oh so sad. Annoying too.

Kari
12-05-2005, 01:31 PM
You sometimes wonder whether it is more sad or annoying actually :lol:

Chloe/Clark
12-05-2005, 03:34 PM
Wonder how much Britney paid to get him to sing at the award?

QueeEmza
12-05-2005, 04:29 PM
What is happening to the world? I mean seriously? I can't believe somebody would actually spend their money on his singing career.

Heather
12-05-2005, 04:49 PM
Why would anyone WANT to open themselves up for public humiliation? Or is he so deluded that he actually thinks that song is good???

Alexa
12-05-2005, 07:22 PM
Is he is actually going to sing that..in public!? Who would want to see or hear that? I don't. I am still of course watching the BMA's, but really...I am defiently not ready for that! lol

ryan-marissa<3
12-05-2005, 11:46 PM
ha ha niether am i , i think im going to like turn the volume down on my T.v and just laugh @ him when he performs lol ...i know its evil but..what can i say :D

charmed16addict
12-06-2005, 01:43 PM
i dont think anyone's really ready.. and i dont think we ever will.. its too scary!

Demonicpagan
12-07-2005, 07:19 AM
:hippy: <- Federline on stage at the BMA's. I am so glad I TOTALLY missed this, but still I may have to find a way to watch it and just laugh at his performance. Thanks to this debut, he's just shown EVERYONE that he definately isn't worth the time or the money. Now for him to go find a real job.

angeleyez249
12-07-2005, 02:01 PM
WOW! So glad I didn't have to watch that! Yikes - I don't know what is wrong with Britney, the girl could have anyone and she marries HIM??? :nohope:

brittibabe19
12-13-2005, 11:20 PM
he'll probably go by k-fed cause he thinks hes cool...

http://www.divorcekevin.com GO THERE NOW!... i may not be the biggest britney fan, but wow.. i really wouldnt wish a relationship like this on anyone