Tom Cruise Will NOT Come Out of the Closet!

[Noah]

<img src="http://www.fanbolt.com/blog/Jan2006/cruise.jpg" width="85" height="85" vspace="5" hspace="5" align="left" border="0" alt="Tom Cruise!!!">I dunno what his deal is, but Tom Cruise refuses to come out of the closet... and now he's got John Travolta and R. Kelly in there with him. [Watch Here] (http://www.thecloset.notlong.com/) In fact, being the wank he is, Tom sued over the episode of South Park and now it won't be aired in the UK.

UK TV viewers will not get to see an episode of South Park which shows Nicole Kidman and fellow Scientologist John Travolta attempting to coax a fictional Tom Cruise character out of a closet, with Kidman saying: "Don't you think this has gone on long enough? It's time for you to come out of the closet. You're not fooling anyone." [source] (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/01/19/south_park_axed/)

Thanks to popsugar (http://popsugar.com/) for that one.

[OTH man]

lol... hes so dumb... he has sued over like 3 repoters who have called him gay which brings up one question: why so defensive?

[ryan-marissa<3]

actually thats is a good point !

[Noah]

does anyone here remember Top Gun?! The sweaty no t-shirt hunky volleyball game... the "guys" all hanging out in the shower in nothing but their underwear a few too many times?? That was a wankfest if I ever saw one.

[OTH man]

but thats a good movie :( well the flying scenes and stuff were good... i guess the non-flying scenes were kinda meh.. specially the volleyball one.. w/ the exception of the "Great Balls of Fire" scene

[Andrew]

Well... for those in the UK who can't see the show, here's the complete episode :bgrin::

http://www.youtube.com/w/Scientomogy%3A-South-Park-Trapped-In-the-Closet-Scientology?v=RRVlUuI89cQ&search=South%20Park%20Tom%20Cruise


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[Noah]

Well... for those in the UK who can't see the show, here's the complete episode :bgrin::

http://www.youtube.com/w/Scientomogy%3A-South-Park-Trapped-In-the-Closet-Scientology?v=RRVlUuI89cQ&search=South%20Park%20Tom%20Cruise


:up:

hot damn!


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[seth_is_my_baby]

Tom Cruise is so pathetic. I'm sick to death of hearing bout him every week. He should just admit that he is a big loser with no talent whatsoever and get out of Hollywood, before more people hate him than like him!

[Ashlyn]

If he is gay, it's sad that he still feels unable to come out... then again, I guess his market value would go down if he came out and those people started boycotting his movies. :rolleyes:

[ryan-marissa<3]

Tom Cruise is so pathetic. I'm sick to death of hearing bout him every week. He should just admit that he is a big loser with no talent whatsoever and get out of Hollywood, before more people hate him than like him!

^ i agree! & he might as well be gay by the way he is acting !:lol:

[tommygirl887]

What a shame, its one of my favorite South Park episodes in a loong time. It's just a joke, he needs to calm down. And the episode was educational!! I learned how scientoligists believe humans are the souls of aliens. Or something like that.

[Andrew]

I liked how they made Xenu's laugh sound all sinister :lol:

[Theresa]

I love this episode. I never knew what scientology was, and this episode was so funny. I loved it when stan said that "the guy from napoloean dynamite" is better than tom. :D

[Katie]

Haha that was quite hilarious! LoL ^^^

I love stan!! :) hehe I thought the episode was fine, I don't know what Tom is so worried about!! loL

[Deb Almighty]

haha! I :heart: south park, I cant wait to watch it on TV!!!!