Favorite Quotes

[Heather]

What are your favorite GA quotes? Post them here. :)

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Bailey: I have five rules. Memorize them. Rule number one, don't bother sucking up. I already hate you, that's not gonna change.

Meredith: Dr. Shepherd, we should pretend it never happened.
Derek: What never happened? You sleeping me with last night or you throwing me out this morning? Because both are fond memories I'd like to hold onto.

Meredith: No. You're an attending and I'm your intern. Stop looking at me like that.
Derek: Like what?
Meredith: Like you've seen me naked.

Katie Bryce: My head is full.
Meredith: It's called thinking. Go with it.

Meredith: We're adults. When did that happen? And how do we make it stop?

Derek: Don't get me wrong. I like the kissing. I'm all for the kissing. More kissing I say.

Meredith: (narration) Here's what I know. If you're willing to take the chance, the view from the other side is spectacular.

Cristina: If I miss a real procedure because of this case, they're gonna call me 007 because I killed you.

Derek: It is not the thrill of the chase. It's not the game. It's... it's your tiny, ineffectual fists. And your hair.
Meredith: My hair?
Derek: It smells good. And you're very, very bossy. Keeps me in line.

Alex: Morning, Dr. Model.
Izzie: Dr. Evil Spawn.
Alex: Ooooh, nice tat. Do they airbrush that out for the catalogs?
Izzie: I don't know. What do they do for the 666 on your skull?

Bailey: All you people ever think about is how to get into somebody's pants. You're nasty. That's why you got syphilis.

[xanderscoobie]

i loved the quote in the latest eppy where that lady was looking at that film of that kids stomach and said something along the lines of help me help me that was very funny.

[Heather]

Yeah, the whole, "I can see their little faces. (childlike voice) Help me! Save me!"

[caliblonde637]

I love this show but I always forget the quotes eventho I laugh so hard at the time... I'll just have to rely on u guys :)

[Katherine]

I thought the Christina/Meredith "I'm your person/you're my person" was so sweet and cute.

[Heather]

George: (to Ellis Grey) I am Thatcher Grey, and I am your husband. And I know you dont like me very much, but the fact is, I dont always like you very much, either. I dont like the way you talk to me. And I really hate the way that you talk to Meredith. She deserves better from you.
Ellis: Im sorry.

Izzie: How can someone be so sweet, and a complete ass at the same time?
Alex: Its an art form.

Meredith: (to Derek) Please, just dont say anything. Im just exhausted. My mother is exhausting. What happened to Christina...and you. Hating you is the most exhausting. I dont want to do it anymore.

[Titania]

Ooh, I just watched that episode (see above quotes) It was WONDERFUL

And my favorite quotes...

Heather already posted the Alex-Izzie one about tattoos that I loved :)

I also like....

Alex: My head hurts
Christina: Maybe it's a tumour
Alex: You wish I had a tumour
Christina: Look, I'd rip your face off if it meant I got to scrub in

Christina (to George): Bambi, don't say another word until after the hunter shoots your mother.

Meredith: Crap.
Derek: Crap?
Meredith: Hi. I'm late.
Derek: You're avoiding me.
Meredith: Yes, but also late.

Meredith: You're sexually harrassing me.
Derek: I'm riding an elevator.
Meredith: Look, I'm drawing a line. The line is drawn. There's a big line.
Derek: So, this line. Is it imaginary or do I need to get you a marker?

Derek: Forget about the party.
Meredith: You know about the party?
Derek: Your friends will be at the party. You and I can be alone somewhere else.
Meredith: How do you know about the party?
Derek: Thanks for not inviting me, by the way. That felt good.

Izzie: If you wait a few minutes you can have a piece of cake, baked choc full of love. Actually choc full of unrelenting, all-consuming rage and hostility, but still tasty.

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And a few more I can't remember right now... :)

I HEART GREY'S ANATOMY

[Heather]

Dr. Bailey: Every intern wants to perform their first surgery. That's not your job. Do you know what your job is? To make your resident happy. Do I look happy? No! Why? Because my interns are whiney. You know what will make me look happy? Having the code team staffed, having the trauma pages answered, having the weekend labs delivered and having someone down in the pit doing the sutures. No-one holds a scalpel until I'm so happy I'm Mary Freaking Poppins.

Christina: Slutty Mistress.
Meredith: Pregnant whore.

[Everwoodgirl06]

Does anyone know the quote that Bailey said to Meredith about Christina being scared (like teh full conversation) and also the one in the very beginning between Meredith and Christina?

Thanks!:D

[Heather]

Meredith: Im her friend.
Bailey: Exactly. She's lying on an operating table, naked, exposed, she's sedated, but she's probably scared out of her mind. And right now, she's not a doctor, she's not your friend, she's a patient. And she deserves to have all the privacy I can give her. You're not going in there.
Meredith: We went jogging this morning. I made her...go jogging. There's no way that could have...
Bailey: No. No, it started out this way. Nothing caused this to happen
Meredith: You have to let me in there.
Bailey: You can try. But Id have to take you down. Hey, I may be short, but you're pretty tiny. But I could do it.
Meredith: Right now, just in this moment, I hate you.
Bailey: Yeah, well...I can take it.

[Everwoodgirl06]

Thanks Heather!:)

Is there any chance that you might have the quote from the very beginning (the conversation between Meredith and Christina when they went jogging)?

[Heather]

I was actually editing it to my last post, when you responded. :lol:

So, here you go:

Cristina: You're a stupid, evil, sadist, and I want to kill you!
Meredith: Endorphins are good. Endorphins are mood elevators. This is supposed to make us feel better.
Cristina: Oh, God...do you feel better?
Meredith: I am stupid.
Cristina: Slutty mistress!
Meredith: Pregnant whore!
Cristina: Sleeping with our bosses was a great idea.
Meredith: You know what is ruined for me? Ferryboats. I used to love ferryboats. And, Derek's got a thing for ferryboats. Now, everytime I see a fricking ferryboat...
Cristina: You know what was ruined for me? Corony artery bipass graphs...and aeortic anuerisms. God, I used to love aeortic anuerisms.

Meredith: (narrating) Surgeons are control freaks. With a scapel in your hand, you feel unstoppable, theres no fear, there's no pain

Meredith: Have you cried yet?
Cristina: Hello!

Meredith: (narrating) You're ten feet tall, and bulletproof.

Cristina: Do you think we'd feel better if we cried? You know, just like let it out?
Meredith: Probably, yeah.

Meredith: (narrating) And then you leave the OR.

Cristina: Do you want to cry now?
Meredith: No.
Cristina: Ok, lets, lets stop.

Meredith: (narrating) And all that perfection, all that beautiful control, just falls to crap.

[Everwoodgirl06]

Thank you so much Heather! It's great!:D

[Heather]

My pleasure :)

[Titania]

I loved those two conversations :)

I forgot my most-favortist quote of all time!

George: Surgery is very serious business... Full House!
Cristina: Royal Flush. Get naked, baby boy.
George sluggishly starts to pull of sweater.
Meredith: Surgery is stupid. It’s stupid. It’s stupid.
Cristina: Ooh... he's so sex-ay...

[yayaya]

does anybody know the quote at the end that meridith says about the good thing about falling is you can see how your friends pick you up?

[Ale]

"You're sexually harassing me"
"I'm riding an elevator"
"Look, I'm drawing a line..the line is drawn. there's a -BIG- line"
Derek, giving his back to Meredith:
"So this line.. is it imaginary.. (turns face to face with her) or do I have to get you a marker??"
and BOOM lip locker.
This is just PRICELESS. lol

Also
"I'm a sink with an open drain."
and
(meredith narrating after she decides to go out with Derek and invites him with a bottle of wine to watch ferryboats and sunrise)
"Waking up is better than sleeping. And even the biggest, most terrible mistake, beats the hell out of never trying."
there was the previous part of this on Benjamin Franklin which was great also, but I don't remember it well enough.

aaahhh also!
Derek talking to Meredith about the fact they have a relationship and she has to take certain things by faith:
"you can be flexible"
"i'm not flexible at all"
Derek (laughing and with that kinky look in his eyes)
"Oooh I'll have to disagree with that!"

lol :D

[Heather]

does anybody know the quote at the end that meridith says about the good thing about falling is you can see how your friends pick you up?

Here you go:

Meredith: No one likes to lose control, but as a surgeon, there's nothing worse. Its a sign of weakness, of not being up to the task. And still, there are times when it just gets away from you, when the world stops spinning, and you realize that your shiny little scapel, isnt going to save you. No matter how hard you fight it, you fall. And its scary as hell. Except...if theres an upside to free-falling, its the chance you give your friends to catch you.

[dollybug01]

hello all! i'd really love the quote where alex is talking to the girl in the wheelchair about first kisses from last night's episode...but can't seem to find it anywhere...
thanks!

[rottysgirl89]

Alex: For a kiss to be really good,you want it to mean something. You want it to be with someone you can't get them out of your head. So when your lips finally touch, you feel it everywhere. A kiss so hot, so deep you never want to come up for air...Cuz when you find that right person for that first kiss, its everything.

[mckenzies#1fan]

"Meredith wasn't a fling and she wasn't revenge against you. I fell in love with her and that doesn't just go away because I decided to stay with you." Dr. Sheppard

[ocjagfan]

i liked when george was all like, "she's okay....i like her okay...alright i love her!"

and then i like that one where george is talking to olivia and he's like, "i don't care if she gave me the ebola virus...i like you, i just don't like you enough."

and the one from about a week ago when he's arguing with olivia- and she's saying how she knows he likes meredith..and then she leaves after the argument and george says to the guy, "she gave me syphillis."

[Heather]

Meredith: I am so taking the stairs this time.
Derek: No self control. It's sad really.

Meredith: You know how when you were a little kid and you believed in fairy tales, that fantasy of what your life would be, white dress, prince charming who would carry you away to a castle on a hill. You would lie in bed at night and close your eyes and you had complete and utter faith. Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, Prince Charming, they were so close you could taste them, but eventually you grow up, one day you open your eyes and the fairy tale disappears. Most people turn to the things and people they can trust. But the thing is its hard to let go of that fairy tale entirely cause almost everyone has that smallest bit of hope, of faith, that one day they will open their eyes and it will come true.

Bailey: Hey! Dont make me chase you down, Im growing a person here!

Meredith: [voiceover] Whoever said What you don't know can't hurt you was a complete and total moron. Because ... for most people I know, not knowing is the worst feeling in the world.

Meredith: [voiceover] But as human beings sometimes it's better to stay in the dark. Because ... in the dark, there may be fear, but there's also hope.

Bailey: Men...from the very beginning they suck the life right out of you.

Meredith: You're my teacher's teacher. And my teacher.
Derek: I'm your sister. I'm your daughter.

Izzie (to Alex in the locker room): You wanna see it? You really wanna see it? Fine! Let's look at that tattoo up close and personal, shall we? (rips off her shirt). What are these? Oh my God! Breasts! How does anybody practice medicine hauling these things around? And what have we got back here? Lets see if I remember my anatomy (takes off her pants). Gluts, right? Let's study them, shall we? Gather around and check out the booty that put Izzie Stevens through med school. You wanna call me Dr Model? That's fine. Just remember that while you're still sitting on 200 grand of student loans, I'm out of debt.

Meredith: Remember when you were a kid and your biggest worry was, like, if you'd get a bike for your birthday or if you'd get to eat cookies for breakfast. Being an adult? Totally overrated. I mean seriously, don't be fooled by all the hot shoes and the great sex and the no parents anywhere telling you what to do. Adulthood is responsibility.

Meredith: What was I to you? The girl you screwed to get over being screwed?
Derek: You were like coming up for fresh air. It's like I was drowning and you saved me. That's all I know.

Meredith: Okay... here it is. Your choice, it's simple her or me. And I'm sure she's really great. But, Derek, I love you... in a really, really big... pretend to like your taste in music love you ... let you eat the last piece of cheesecake love you, hold a radio over my head outside your window love you, unfortunate way that makes me hate you love you. So pick me. Choose me. Love me.

Karl: (to George) Sometimes, no matter how much you love someone, they just can't love you back in the same way. Believe me, son. Living with a woman who can't love you back...way lonelier than being alone.

[tiny vessels]

"You're sexually harassing me"
"I'm riding an elevator"
"Look, I'm drawing a line..the line is drawn. there's a -BIG- line"
Derek, giving his back to Meredith:
"So this line.. is it imaginary.. (turns face to face with her) or do I have to get you a marker??"
and BOOM lip locker.
This is just PRICELESS. lol

I love that quote!!! :D And i love that scene. :rolleyes:

I also love this quote:

Meredith Grey: [after a one-night stand with Derek Shepherd] I'm going to go upstairs and take a shower. When I came back, you'll be gone right?

[mckenzies#1fan]

Is that like her hedline. She said that to the guy who she broke his penis too...

[tiny vessels]

:lol: Probably.. But when she said it to that guy who had a broken penis she was disappointed and she was using him to replace Derek.

George O'Malley: I don't think you understand. Me - gonads! You- ovaries!
Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: Oh, that reminds me. We are out of tampons.
George O'Malley: You're parading through the bathroom in your underwear, while I'm naked in the shower!
Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: Will you add it to your list, please?
George O'Malley: What?
Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: Tampons!
Meredith Grey: To the list. It's your turn.
George O'Malley: I am a man! I don't buy girl products. I don't want to see you walking in while I'm in the shower. And I don't wanna see you in your underwear!
Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: It doesn't bother me, okay? Look at me in my underwear, George. Take your time, it's no big deal.

[Katie]

That was such a cute scene!! LoL :D I love George and Izzie's friendship!! :)

[tiny vessels]

I know! It's so sweet! :D

I love this quote... Actually i love a lot of quotes from GA, i pretty much love every line! :tongue:

Christina: The bigger the party the less time for bad sex with the hockey player.
Izzie: Would you stop saying that.
Christina: Okay.
Izzie: Hank and I have great sex, all the time. In fact we'll probably have sex after the party, or during the party.
George: As long as you clear it with Meredith.

[Ale]

I must add...
"meredith wasn't a fling.. she wasn't revenge... I fell in love with her. And that doesn't just go away because I decided to stay with you".
Derek to Addison.

and Meredith to Derek, talking about him and Addison:
"you wouldn't be you if you didn't try to make it work."

as far as humorous ones are concerned
"HAPPY THANKSGIVING!"
Bailey, as elevator doors were closing, to the doctor who had been searching for the Nazi all day... and found out it was her only after Richard called her that.

and George
"make the lambs stop screaming!"

and Izzie to Alex in the Christmas episode, when he asked why she was helping him study after he slept with Olivia...
"Because it's what Jesus would FREAKIN' do!"

[tiny vessels]

:lol: They're all great quotes.. I wonder how Addison is going to do now that she knows Derek is still in love with Meredith..

Meredith: Ow.. ow.. ow..
Izzie: What are you doing?
Meredith: Inserting my banana bag... which sounds vaguely dirty... but it isn't.

I love Meredith when she's drunk. ;)

[rachelfan88]

Hey!!! :D

Cristina: That’s the Nazi?

GEORGE: I thought the Nazi would be a guy.

MEREDITH: I thought the Nazi would be … the Nazi.

IZZIE: Maybe it’s professional jealously. Maybe she’s brilliant and they call her the Nazi because they’re jealous. Maybe she’s nice.

CRISTINA: Let me guess. You’re the model.


MR. SAVITCH: Mmm. Kill me now.

GEORGE: I wish I could but … I’m a healer


KATIE: You’re lost.

MEREDITH: I’m not lost. How are you feeling?

KATIE: How do you think I’m feeling? I’m missing my pageant.

MEREDITH: You’re missing your pageant?

KATIE: The spoke canteen miss? I was in the top 10 after the first 2 rounds. This is my year! I could’ve won!

KATIE: Hello? You’re so lost. What are you like new?


MEREDITH: Endorphins are good. Endorphins are mood elevators. This is supposed to make us feel better.

CHRISTINA: Oh god. Do you feel better?

MEREDITH: I’m stupid.

CHRISTINA: Slutty mistress.

MEREDITH: Pregnant whore.

CHRISTINA: Sleeping with our bosses was a great idea.

Love them :lol:

[Cilla]

Post your favourite, least favourite, funniest, etc GA Quotes here :)

[Manon]

Cuz if anybody needs to be celibate, it's meredith, cuz she broke george you know?

I'm celibate [do you mean sober? she means sober] No, i'm celibate, i'm practicing celibacy, and drinking does not go well with celibacy because it makes everything and everyone seem ind of porny and then my head goes all cloudy and the next thing you know, i'm naked. My point is, i'm celibate

But the thing is, i love you derek, in a really big, pretend to like your taste in music, let you eat the last piece of cheesecake, hold a radio over my head outside your window, unfortunate way that makes me hate you, love you. So pick me, choose me, love me

I don't do vagina's, not as a doctor

[Cilla]

I'm curious George [giggle] you get it, Curious George


:lol:

[Bannah]

"I have good new and bad news. The good news is that we managed to stop the bleeding. The bad news is that we gave your penis to the cops." -Derek

"You and me. It is not the thrill of the chase. It's not a game. It's… it's your tiny ineffectual fists. And your hair. " -Derek

"Christmas makes you want to be with people you love. I'm not saying this to hurt you, or because I want to leave you, because I don't. Meredith wasn't a fling. She wasn't revenge. I fell in love with her. That doesn't go away because I decided to stay with you." -Derek

[Cilla]

Meredith
leave me alone
Meredith
just leave me alone
I just wanted to make sure you're alright
NO I'm not alright, okay? are you satisfied? I'm not alright
because you have a wife, and you call me a whore, and our dog died, and now you're looking at me, stop looking at me
I'm not looking at you, I am NOT looking at you.
You are looking at me, and you watch me, and Finn has plans, and I like Finn, he's perfect for me, and I'm really trying here, to be happy. and I can't breathe, I can't breathe with you looking at me like that, so JUST STOP.
Do you think I wanna look at you?
that I wouldn't rather be looking at my wife? I'm married, I have responsibilities.
She doesn't drive me crazy, she doesn't make it impossible for me to feel normal, she doesn't make me sick to my stomach thinking about my veterinarian touching her with his hands.
Oh man I would give anything NOT to be looking at you

George: look it's Vegas, whatever happend in that room, stays in that room

Alex: Morning, Dr. Model.
Izzie: Dr. Evil Spawn.
Alex: Ooooh, nice tat. Do they airbrush that out for the catalogs?
Izzie: I don't know. What do they do for the 666 on your skull?


George: I don't think you understand. Me - gonads! You- ovaries!
Izzie: Oh, that reminds me. We are out of tampons.
George: You're parading through the bathroom in your underwear, while I'm naked in the shower!
Izzie: Will you add it to your list, please?
George: What?
Izzie: Tampons!
Meredith: To the list. It's your turn.
George: I am a man! I don't buy girl products. I don't want to see you walking in while I'm in the shower. And I don't wanna see you in your underwear!
Izzie: It doesn't bother me, okay? Look at me in my underwear, George. Take your time, it's no big deal

Derek: Maybe you should've thought of that before you gave chief to Burke and invited Satan to Seattle.
Webber:: Satan?
Addison: Good morning Richard, like the hat.
Derek: Satan speaks.
Addison: Actually I prefer to be called ruler of all that is evil. But I will answer to Satan

Cristina: Slutty mistress.
Meredith: Pregnant whore.
Cristina: Sleeping with our bosses was a great idea!

Izzie: Wake up. God, no wonder you failed your boards. What, do you expect to learn this stuff by osmosis?
Alex: What are you doing here?
Izzie: I'm a farmer, okay, I'm drooling, puking, and crapping my pants.
Alex: I can't believe you're helping me.
Izzie: Well I'm not ACTUALLY crapping my pants, now am I?
Alex: Why would you want to help me after what I did?
Izzie: BECAUSE, IT'S WHAT JESUS WOULD FREAKIN' DO!

George: It looks like Santa threw up in here.
Meredith: Just-- go with it, we're being supportive.
Izzie: Did I go too overboard? I know sometimes I can go overboard.
Meredith & George: No, it's great.
Izzie: Oh, yay! I LOVE CHRISTMAS!
Meredith & George: We know.

Izzie: Oh, of COURSE you're in on it. He CHEATED on me! With George's skanky syph nurse!

Addison: There is a land called Passive Agressiva, and I am their queen.


Derek: Addison kissed me. Meredith kissed me. My girlfriend and my wife kissed me on the same day.
Bailey: McDreamy, go sit by someone who cares.

Burke: Who's Dr McDreamy?
Bailey: I am. I'm tall, handsome...I like to lean against things and ponder the difficulties of dating beautiful women....I'm trying to be a surgeon here!

Meredith: We should forget it ever happened.
Derek: What? You sleeping with me last night? Or throwing me out this morning? Cause both are fond memories I'd like to hold on to.
Meredith: No, there will be no more memories. I'm not the girl in the bar anymore and you're not the guy. This can't exist. You get that right?
Derek: You took advantage of me and you want to forget about it?
Meredith: I did not take--
Derek: I was drunk vulnerable and good looking and you took advantage.
Meredith: Ok, I was the one who was drunk and you are not that good looking.
Derek: Maybe not today, but last night I had on my red shirt. That's my good looking shirt and you took advantage.
Meredith: I did not!
Derek: Let's take advantage again, say Friday night?


Bailey: Where is Cristina? Where are, where are all the little suck-ups?
Burke: Excuse me?
Bailey: My interns. My ass-kissing, surgery-hungry, competitive suck-ups. Where are they? Why aren’t they here fetching you ice chips and morphine? Why aren't they here sucking up? You know something.
Burke: I'm a patient.
Bailey: Preston Xavier Burke, what have you done with my suck-ups?!


Alex: The problem is the colors and the balloons and the Under the Sea. No it's Titanic. Hey, let's go with Tears in Heaven. No, that’s too morbid. It should be pink. It should be red. It should be a freaking rainbow.
George: What he's saying is that we're very very hopeful that you speak teenage girl.


Cristina: What are you doing?
Meredith: Oh, you know, just sitting here with my penis.

[Daphnetjuh]

Derek: Christmas makes you wanna be with people you love.. I'm not saying this to hurt you, or because I want to leave you, because I don't.... Meredith wasn't a fling, she wasn't revenge.... I fell in love with her... That doesn't go away because I decided to stay with you

[Cilla]

aaaw you watched GA tonight :heart:

[Heather]

Meredith: If you knew this was your last day on Earth, how would you want to spend it?

Meredith: Is this the strangest thing that's ever happened in your OR?
Burke: I'd have to say it is.
Meredith: Good, because I'm competitive.
Burke: The very best surgeons are.

Alex: Who's gonna tell him?
Izzie: I gave you sex in the linen closet, you tell him.
Alex: Fair enough.

Dylan: Meredith, I want you to look at me. Look at me. I know this is bad, and I know Im this ass whose been yelling at you all day. So you pretend that Im not. You pretend that Im someone you like. Whatever you need, but you need to listen to me.
Meredith: (closes her eyes and imagines Derek) Im scared.
Derek: I know. You can do this. It will be over in a second. You can do this, Meredith.
Meredith: Okay.
Derek: Okay.

Bailey: O'Malley!
George: Yes.
Bailey: Stop looking at my va-jay-jay!

Meredith: We just met and already you're talking about bed. Not very subtle.
Mark: Subtle's never been my strong suit. So, do you ever go out with co-workers?
Meredith: I, um, make it a rule not to.
Mark: Then I am so glad that I don't work here.
Meredith: Are you hitting on me? In a hospital?
Mark: Would that be wrong?
Meredith: Meredith.
[Derek punches him]
Meredith: What the hell was that?
Derek: That's Mark.

Richard: Who's Mark?
Addison: He and Derek used to work together back in New York. And they, we, were all close friends. Until...Derek found us in bed together.
Richard: You put your weight behind it?
Derek: Yes, sir.
Richard: Well, alright then.

Mark: Derek and I always did have the same taste in women.
Meredith: Excuse me?
Mark: You're Derek's lusty intern, right? I heard about you all the way back in New York. You're famous.
Meredith: Well, I heard about you all the way here in Seattle, so I guess we have a lot in common.
Mark: We're the dirty mistresses.
Meredith: I suppose we are.

Mark: You know, it's funny. Derek walks in on me naked with his wife, actually in the throes, and he just turns around and walks away. But he sees me so much as talking to you, and I'm on the ground bleeding. Interesting, don't you think?

George: Why is he suturing his own face?
Cristina: To turn me on.

George: Chocking back some McVomit.

Mark: The point is the kid wants his face fixed, and I want to do it!
Derek: No! The point is you want to get published!
Mark: Well, yeah. And Im guessing your Chief of Surgery does, too. You know how the press loves a good before and after shot, Richard
Richard: Call me Dr. Weber. Derek, out of friendship to you, I would very much love to say no to this....jackass. But as Chief...
Derek: Please dont say it.
Richard: Dr. Sloane, if you can get the parents to sign the consent form,
Mark: Round Two goes to the Jackass.

Mark: Hey, we all made mistakes Addison. All three of us. But somehow, somehow, I lost my best friend and the woman I loved.
Addison: Please, don't say that.
Mark: He doesn't know how we felt. He doesn't know you stayed with me after he left? How do you expect to work out a marriage if you can't even be honest with him?
Addison: Why are you here?
Mark: For one reason. To bring you home. I miss you, Addison.
Addison: I'm in love with my husband, Mark.
Mark: But he's not in love with you. He's in love with that intern. And he's not even trying to hide it. Why would you want to stick around for that?

Mark: How come you can forgive her and not me?
Derek: I didn't forgive her and with you I have no obligation to try.
Mark: Your marriage is over Addison. All you have to do is admit it and then you can come back home with me.

Mark: I'm hoping Addison shows up.
Meredith: You're still in love with her?
Mark: You're still in love with him.
Meredith: She won't show, you know.
Mark: No?
Meredith: He's not the kind of guy you leave if you can help it.
Mark: What if you're wrong? What if, just this once, life comes down on the side of the dirty mistresses?

Meredith: You don't get to call me a whore. When I met you, I thought I had found the person that I was going to spend the rest of my life with. I was done. So all the boys, and all the bars, and all the obvious daddy issues, who cared? Because I was done. You left me. You chose Addison. I'm all glued back together now. I make no apologies for how I chose to repair what you broke. You don't get to call me a whore.

Adele: I just told my sister that her baby's cancer is back. You're damn right Im emotional. If you dont want to bend your precious rules for Camille, fine. Dont do it for her, do it for me. Do it for your wife who never asks you for anything. Who says nothing about your long hours. Who looks the other way while you have an affair with another woman, who sobered you up when that woman left you. Who stayed with you when everyone....everyone said I would be better off alone. Im not asking you, Im telling you. You're gonna make this up to Camille. You're gonna prioritize the needs of your family above those of your other patients....or, you're gonna find a new place to sleep.

Richard: Preston's an honorable and decent man, but Derek, so are you. And you're too honorable and decent to run. You dont know how much I wish this was burboun.

Addison: What they're doing is not about love, Derek...its...well, its like you.
Derek: Excuse me?
Addison: Like how you pretend to love me, but really you're just using me to fill some need you have to be a good guy.
Derek: Now is not the time to talk about this. We'll talk about this later.
Addison: You walk away, thats all I get?
Derek: Just calm down, please.
Addison: What, you're not going to yell at me? Call me names? Or, I dont know, ignore me in an elevator?
Derek: What do you want from me, Addison?
Addison: I want you to care! I sleep with your best friend and you walk away. He comes out here from New York, and rubs it in your face, and still you get a good nights sleep. What do I have to do? Oh, I know. Maybe what I should do is go on a date with the vet. That seems to be something that sends you into a blind rage. Oh, but wait, that wont work, either, because Im not Meredith Grey!

Addison: I cant compete. Hes not having an affair, he's not trying to hurt me....he's just, *sigh*...the only people who dont know that Derek loves Meredith are Derek and Meredith. How do I compete with that?

George: She's gone insane, right? Its not just me?

Bailey: Preston Xavier Burke. What have you done with my suck-ups?

Cristina: I cant. Im in a time out.

Richard: I dont want to know, not from you. Yeah, I have the answers, but I cant tell them to you. Im not going to be responsible for you becoming less human.

Derek: Do you think I want to look at you? That I wouldnt rather be looking at my wife? Im married. I have responsibilities. She doesnt drive me crazy, she doesnt make it impossible for me to feel normal, she doesnt make me sick to stomach thinking about my veterinarian touching her with his hands. Man, I would give anything not to be looking at you

[TheSaltWound]

Does anyone know what Derek says to Meredith in episode 8 season 1 when they're talking about syfilis and he says we're practicly a condom ad?

He says "You see there's nothing to worry about, maybe we should...." and then he says something but I can't for the life of me figure out what it is he's saying.

[Daphnetjuh]

Derek: How goes our special super secret silent sunset surgery? ... I've been practicing that.
Bailey: You have too much time on your hands.

Cristina: Hey Syph-boy!
George: You told her?
Izzie: Just Cristina.
Alex: Syph-boy. It's got a nice ring to it; kind of like Super-boy, only diseased.

[Meredith running down a hall in the hospital.]
Derek: Meredith.
Meredith: Leave me alone.
Derek: Meredith.
[Meredith and Derek in a hospital room.]
Meredith: Just leave me alone.
Derek: I just want to make sure you're alright.
Meredith: No! I'm not alright? Okay? Are you satisfied? I'm not alright. Because you have a wife, and you call me a whore, and our dog died, and now you're looking at me. Stop looking at me.
Derek: I am not looking at you. I am not looking at you.
Meredith: You are looking at me. And you watch me. And Finn has plans. And I like Finn. He's perfect for me, and I'm really trying here to be happy, and I can't breathe. I can't breathe with you looking at me like that so just stop!
Derek: Do you think I want to look at you? That I wouldn't rather be looking at my wife? I'm married. I have responsibilities. She, she doesn't drive me crazy. She doesn't make it impossible for me to feel normal. She doesn't make me sick to my stomach thinking about my veterinarian touching her with his hands. Man, I would give anything not to be looking at you.
[Long pause. Meredith turns around and looks at Derek. Derek grabs Meredith's head and kisses her. They have sex.]

[akittennisw]

Christina: Well can you get me a mocha latte please?
Christina's Mom: A non-fat one?
Christina: No, a fat one!

Addison: There is a land called Passive-Agressiva, and I am their queen.

Addison: What they're doing is not about love, Derek, it's well, it's like you.
Derek: Excuse me?
Addison: Like how you pretend to love me, but really you're just using me to fill some need you have to be a good guy.
Derek: Now is not the time to talk about this. We'll talk about this later.
Addison: You walk away, thats all I get?
Derek: Just calm down, please.
Addison: What, you're not going to yell at me? Call me names? Or, I dont know, ignore me in an elevator?
Derek: What do you want from me, Addison?
Addison: I want you to care! I sleep with your best friend and you walk away. He comes out here from New York, and rubs it in your face, and still you get a good nights sleep. What do I have to do? Oh, I know. Maybe what I should do is go on a date with the vet. That seems to be something that sends you into a blind rage. Oh, but wait, that wont work either, because Im not Meredith Grey!

[GreyMethod21]

Alex: "why would you want to help me after what I did?"
Izzie: "because...it's what Jesus would freaking do!!"

Meredith: "i'm over you"
Derek: "i'm over you too"
Meredith: "you are?"
Derek: "no!"

[Heather]

Meredith: (voiceover) I cant think of any one reason why I want to be a surgeon. But I can think of a thousand reasons why I should quit. They make it hard on purpose. There are lives in our hands. There comes a moment when, its more than just a game. And you either take that step forward, or turn around and walk away. I could quit. But here's the thing. I love the playing field.

Meredith:I never should have told you about George.
Derek: No, its fine. Im glad I know...about him...and the vet. You really get around.
Meredith: What did you just say to me?
Derek: Its unforgivable.
Meredith: I dont remember ever asking you to forgive me.
Derek: So was the knitting a phase? Who's next? Alex? Because I hear he likes to sleep around. You two have that in common.
Meredith: You dont get to call me a whore. When I met you, I thought I had found the person I was going to spend the rest of my life with. I was done. So all the boys, and all the bars, and all the obvious daddy issues, who cared? Because I was done. You left me. You chose Addison. Im all glued back together now. I make no apologies for how I chose to repair what you broke. You dont get to call me a whore.

[LauzG]

Meredith: (voiceover) I cant think of any one reason why I want to be a surgeon. But I can think of a thousand reasons why I should quit. They make it hard on purpose. There are lives in our hands. There comes a moment when, its more than just a game. And you either take that step forward, or turn around and walk away. I could quit. But here's the thing. I love the playing field.

Meredith:I never should have told you about George.
Derek: No, its fine. Im glad I know...about him...and the vet. You really get around.
Meredith: What did you just say to me?
Derek: Its unforgivable.
Meredith: I dont remember ever asking you to forgive me.
Derek: So was the knitting a phase? Who's next? Alex? Because I hear he likes to sleep around. You two have that in common.
Meredith: You dont get to call me a whore. When I met you, I thought I had found the person I was going to spend the rest of my life with. I was done. So all the boys, and all the bars, and all the obvious daddy issues, who cared? Because I was done. You left me. You chose Addison. Im all glued back together now. I make no apologies for how I chose to repair what you broke. You dont get to call me a whore.

Aww I absolutely adore that scene

[_angel_]

(Izzie walks around Denny's hospital room, shutting the blinds)
Denny: Izzie...Izzie, stop and listen to me. We're not doing this.
Izzie: Don't worry. You're not gonna die. I will be here the whole time to make sure of that and that's what this stuff is for. (indicating the equipment she brought in)
Denny: This isn't about me dieing. Alright? This is wrong.
Izzie: You've waited a year and a half to get this thing. Who knows when the next one is gonna come along.
Denny: I'll take my chances.
Izzie: No. It may be too late by then. (continuing her preparations)
Denny: Then it's too late. Alright? Get this stuff out of here.
Izzie: Denny! Please. You have to do this.
Denny: No, Izzie! I'm not about to steal a heart from another man's chest! Not to mention, this'd be the end of your medical career.
Izzie: I don't care about my medical career.
Denny: Alright, you know what? This has gone on long enough. I'm gonna call a nurse...
Izzie: Everyone who is entered into the transplant program is clocked in to the second...to the second, Denny, you were clocked in to the second and so was the other guy, I checked with UNOS. The difference between when you entered the program and when he entered the program is 17 seconds. That it, Denny. 17 seconds. I mean, that's not even the length of a decent kiss. So, this other guy? I'm not saying that he doesn't deserve this heart. I'm sure he does. But so. do. you. So do you. And if you tell me Anymore crap about heading towards the light or looking down on me from heaven, I swear, I will kill you myself right now. (gasping a little)
Denny (tears in his eyes): Izzie... (pause) I'm gonna be alright. (shaking her head in disbelief) Alright, you don't have to worry.
Izzie: What About me? What about me when you go into the light?
Denny: Izzie--
Izzie (Sobbing): No! I get it, OK? I get it! You'll be OK, you'll be fine, but what about me?! So don't do it for yourself, do it for me! Please? Please, Denny! Please do this for me! Because if you die--Oh, God! You have to do this! You have to do this for me, or I'll never be able to forgive you!
Denny: For dieng?
Izzie: No! For making me love you! Please? Please, do this--
Denny: Come here.
Izzie (Sobbing hysterically): Please do this for me? OK? Please? OK? I can't do this if you don't--Please! Do this for me! Please?!
Denny: OK. OK, I'll do it.

[loveuble]

Cristina: [to Izzie] You are eight feet tall. Your boobs are perfect. Your hair is down to there. If I was you I would just walk around naked all the time. I wouldn't have a job, I wouldn't have any skills, I wouldn't even know how to read. I would just be...naked.
Izzie: its makeup. It's retouching.
Cristina: You get that we hate you, right?
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Cristina: [To Burke after sleeping with him] That was definitely worth being late.
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Cristina: If I stab this fork into his thigh will I get in trouble?
Meredith: Not if you make it look like an accident.
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Burke: What is this? That we’re doing here. What is it?
Cristina: You need a definition? You really want to be that guy?
Burke: Lock the door
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Burke: Seriously, I'll give you a ride home.
Cristina: This isn't going to make me go home! You go home!
Burke: But I feel fine?

[LauzG]

Dr. Meredith Grey: Thank you... for calling me about Izzie.
Dr. George O'Malley: I didn't do you any favors.
Dr. Meredith Grey: But it meant something. That you called. It meant something to me.
Dr. George O'Malley: It didn't mean anything.
Dr. Meredith Grey: Right, okay. Sorry -
Dr. George O'Malley: Stop saying you're sorry!
[long pause]
Dr. George O'Malley: You wanna know something? I knew. I knew you didn't feel that way about me, even during... when we were in bed I knew. I knew and I still let it happen, because, um... well, I figured one night with you was better than never. So, will you just stop saying that you're sorry? 'Cause you didn't know any better, but I did. And I still let it happen. I'm sorry.
[long pause]
Dr. George O'Malley: I'm sorry, Meredith.

[_angel_]

IZZIE: "Take off your pants."
ALEX: "Izzie, what are you doing?"
IZZIE: "I'm being a doer. Getting while the getting's good. Now take off your pants."
ALEX: "You realize when I said the apocalypse before, I meant it metaphorically, not literally."
IZZIE: "Alex, I haven't had sex in eight months and 12 days. I'm horny, I'm half-naked, and I'm saying yes. Do you want to stand there and talk metaphors, or do you want to literally take off your pants?"

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IZZIE: "Alex."
ALEX: "How crazy is this? Dude, it's like the Apocalypse."
IZZIE: "Alex."
ALEX: "It's true. Look around you. Half the people who're supposed to be saving lives have fled the building to save themselves. Bailey's husband almost died coming to see his kid getting born. The annoying twins are down on the OR floor with the guy who might literally explode their faces."
IZZIE: "Alex!"

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IZZIE: [to Alex] "We're all pulling for you."
GEORGE: "We are?"

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CRISTINA: "Oh, what are we doing?"
IZZIE: "We are saving George from a future of festering sores and insanity."
CRISTINA: "Cute butt."
MEREDITH: "Told you."
IZZIE: "It is cute. Like a baby's."
GEORGE: "You know I've spent hours, days, years, imagining myself half naked in a room with three women? The reality is so much better."

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IZZIE: [knocks] "George. You locked the door I need to take a shower."
GEORGE: "Um... uh, I'll be out in a minute."
IZZIE: "What are you doing in there?"
GEORGE: "It's private!"
IZZIE: "Oh! Oh, God, I get it. I'm sorry." [Smirks] "I didn't mean to interrupt."
GEORGE: "No, it's not that."
IZZIE: "It's okay. Take your time!"
GEORGE: "I am not doing what you think I'm doing."
IZZIE: [laughs] "You know what, there really isn't a need to explain. Just... finish."
GEORGE: "No... I'm coming. Coming out!
IZZIE: [laughs]

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IZZIE: [to Alex] "You are hateful! Hateful! Hateful, arrogant, lazy... hateful man! Hateful!"
DEREK: "Well, never a dull moment here at Seattle Grace. Scalpel?"

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IZZIE: "You tell me to cut my losses, that I'm better off without him, and as soon as I turn my back..."
MEREDITH: "C'mon! Alex and I are kind of friends."
IZZIE: "Since when? When did you and Alex become friends?"
MEREDITH: "Don't you think you're overreacting? It's not like I'm going to sleep with him."
IZZIE: "Why not, you've slept with everyone else."

[Bannah]

oh em gee..

I think this will be my ALL time favorite from now on.

Derek: I'm in love with you. I've been in love with you for...ever. I'm a little late.
I know I'm a little late in telling you that. I-I just...I just want you to take your time. You know? Take all the time you need, because you have...a choice to make, and when I had a choice to make...I chose wrong.

[Heather]

I love that quote. That was my favorite scene from the premiere. So swoon worthy.

[*Ashlee*]

I am looking for a certain quote, its between Izzie and Alex. She is telling him off for being a user and selfish and something. It is in season two but im not sure what episode lol If anyone knows the quote can you let me know please :)
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MEREDITH: [narrating] "At the end of the day, when it comes down to it, all we really want is to be close to somebody. So this thing where we all keep our distance and pretend not to care about each other, it's usually a load of bull. So we pick and choose who we want to remain close to, and once we've chosen those people, we tend to stick close by. No matter how much we hurt them. The people that are still with you at the end of the day, those are the ones worth keeping. And sure, sometimes close can be too close. But sometimes, that invasion of personal space, it can be exactly what you need."
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CRISTINA: [narrating] "In some ways, betrayal is inevitable. When our bodies betray us, surgery is often the key to recovery. When we betray each other, the path to recovery is less clear. We do whatever it takes to rebuild the trust that was lost. And then there are some wounds, some betrayals... that are so deep, so profound that there is no way to repair what was lost. And when that happens, there's nothing left to do but wait."

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RICHARD: "Oh! So you're, um, that's wonderful! Man love! It's beautiful. Beautiful... My cousin's gay! So... I'm hip and Brokeback Mountain and... all of that."

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MEREDITH: [narrating] "The truth with any kind of wound or disease is to dig down and find the source of the injury - and once you’ve found it, try like hell to heal that sucker."

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MEREDITH: "Okay, before you start, there are rules to this friendship thing, or whatever."
MARK: "The Dirty Mistresses Club has rules? Gosh, I didn't think a bunch of dirty mistresses would be a little less uptight about these, uh, rules."

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GEORGE: "McDreamy was doing the McNasty with McHottie? That McBastard."

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MEREDITH: [narrating] "We are left with a choice. Either let the guilt throw you back into the behavior that got you into trouble in the first place, or learn from the guilt and do your best to move on."

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GEORGE: "What is that? That is 8 million. Eight million dollars does not like to have juice spilled on it."

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MEREDITH: [narrating] "First, do no harm. As doctors, we pledge to live by this oath. But harm happens and then guilt happens. And there is no oath for how to deal with that. Guilt never goes anywhere on its own, it brings its friends - doubt and insecurity."

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MEREDITH: "Now all my boys are here! You’re all so handsome, and such good kissers."
GEORGE: "Oh. God."
FINN: "Excuse me?"
GEORGE: "She’s on drugs."
MEREDITH: "He's an excellent kisser!"
FINN: "You two... dated?"
DEREK: "You didn't know?"
MEREDITH: "It wasn't a date so much as a... disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience."

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MEREDITH: "If I did die today, I'd only be remembered as the slutty intern who dated two doctors."
CRISTINA: "No, one doctor and one vet."
MEREDITH: "Derek, Finn, Derek, Finn. I'd die as the girl who couldn't make a choice, right?"
CRISTINA: "Probably. But none of that matters, because you'll be dead."

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MEREDITH: "You're a good friend."
CRISTINA: "So high right now."
MEREDITH: "Actually, you're my best friend in the whole entire world."
CRISTINA: "I just feel sorry for you."
MEREDITH: "Why? Because I could die today?"
CRISTINA: "This is why I hate being around stoned people."

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MEREDITH: "McSteamy! Woo hoo!"
MARK: "McSteamy? That's what you're calling me now?"
MEREDITH: "Yes... but I don't think you are supposed to know that."
MARK: "How's my favorite dirty mistress?"
MEREDITH: "No, now I'm an adulterous whore!"

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MEREDITH: "Dr. Bailey, all my boyfriends are here!"

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MEREDITH: [on morphine] "Oh, can I just say how much it helps that I am on drugs right now?"

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MEREDITH: "Enough! This is not dating. I want moonlight, and flowers, and candy, and people trying to feel me up. Nobody is trying to feel me up. Nobody is even looking at me. I'm an intern, do the two of you have any idea how much effort it takes to do all this? I am waxed and plucked and I have a clean top on. And the two of you are looking at each other."
DEREK: "Meredith..."
MEREDITH: "No, my fantasy is not two men looking at each other."
FINN: "We didn't...."
MEREDITH: "No talking until one of you figures out how to put on a date. I want heat! I want romance! Damn it, I want to feel like a freaking lady!

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MEREDITH: [narrating] The body is a slave to it's impulses. But the thing that makes us human is what we can control. After the storm, after the rush, after the heat of the moment has passed, we can cool off and clean up the messes we made. We can try to let go of what was. Then again..."

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CRISTINA: [to Mer] "You're all dark and twisty inside."

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Meredith: What, so all of a sudden I'm the president of people with crappy lives?

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IZZIE: "It’s like a beast, a beast that was asleep for a long, long time. And now the beast is wide-awake and wants to be fed and the food that Alex gave it -- it was good food George."
GEORGE: "Something needs to be done about your taste."

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MEREDITH: "Okay -- you know when you don't need to be made fun of? Like when you have your hand inside a body that's got a bomb in it and a stranger is Velcro-ing a flak jacket to your boobs."

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IZZIE: "Take off your pants."
ALEX: "Izzie, what are you doing?"
IZZIE: "I'm being a doer. Getting while the getting's good. Now take off your pants."
ALEX: "You realize when I said the apocalypse before, I meant it metaphorically, not literally."
IZZIE: "Alex, I haven't had sex in eight months and 12 days. I'm horny, I'm half-naked, and I'm saying yes. Do you want to stand there and talk metaphors, or do you want to literally take off your pants?"

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DEREK: "I'm just trying to help."
MEREDITH: "Well, see this? What you’re doing, being dreamy? It doesn't help. It hurts me. It messes with my head. You have a wife to go home to and I'm guessing she has no idea where you are right now."
DEREK: "No, she doesn't."
MEREDITH: "That's what I thought."

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GEORGE: "You don’t know. Maybe I’ve been sleeping around. Maybe I got ladies."
IZZIE: [smirks]
GEORGE: "Shut up! What am I gonna do?"
IZZIE: "It’s no biggie. A couple doses of penicillin will knock it right out."

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IZZIE: "You got syphilis?"
GEORGE: "I don’t know how this happened."
IZZIE: "Of course you do. God, Olivia must be really getting around!"
GEORGE: "Olivia, she’s not like that."
IZZIE: "It’s the new millennium, George. The only people who aren’t like that are the Amish... and apparently you."

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MEREDITH: "I feel like one of those people who are so freaking miserable that they can't be around normal people. Like I'll infect the happy people. Like I'm some miserable, diseased, dirty ex-mistress."

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CRISTINA: "Meredith's a WASP, isn't she? Liquor is like oxygen for WASPs."
GEORGE: Which is... probably why we're out of liquor."

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MEREDITH: [narrating] "So what makes anger different from the six other deadly sins? It's pretty simple really. You give in to a sin like envy or pride, and you only hurt yourself. Try lust or coveting and you'll only hurt yourself and one or two others. But anger is the worst... the mother of all sins... Not only can anger drive you over the edge, when it does, you can take an awful lot of people with you."

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MEREDITH: [narrating] "In life we're taught that there are seven deadly sins. We all know the big ones... gluttony, pride, lust. But the thing you don't hear much about is anger. Maybe it's because we think anger is not that dangerous, that you can control it. My point is, maybe we don't give anger enough credit. Maybe it can be a lot more dangerous than we think. After all, when it comes to destructive behavior, it did make the top seven."

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MEREDITH: "You don't get to call me a whore. When I met you, I thought I had found the person that I was going to spend the rest of my life with. I was done! All the boys and all the bars and all the obvious daddy issues, who cares? I was done. You left me. You chose Addison. I'm all glued back together now. I make no apologies for how I chose to repair what you broke. You don't get to call me a whore."
DEREK: "This thing with us is finished. It's over."
MEREDITH: "Finally."
DEREK: "Yeah, it's done."
MEREDITH: "It is done."

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IZZIE: "Why do you do that?"
ALEX: "Do what?"
IZZIE: "Act like an ass whenever any one but me is around. They hate you enough as it is."

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MEREDITH: [narrating] "No matter how hard we try to ignore or deny it, eventually the lies fall away, like it or not. But here's the truth about the truth. It hurts. So we lie."

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MARK: "You and I are the dirty mistresses."
MEREDITH: "I suppose we are. Why do you think that is?"
MARK: "My $400-dollar-an-hour shrink says it’s because behind this rugged and confident exterior, I'm self-loathing and self-destructive to an almost pathological degree."
MEREDITH: "We have a lot in common."
MARK: "It's funny. Derek walks in on me naked with his wife, and just turns around and walks away. But then he sees me so much as talking to you, and I'm on the ground bleeding. Interesting, don't you think?"

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IZZIE: [to Meredith, George] "What? So I slept with him again. So I'm a big whore. A big horny whore who can't get enough. Can we get over the shocked silence already?"

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MEREDITH: "Okay, here it is, your choice... it's simple, her or me, and I'm sure she is really great. But Derek, I love you, in a really, really big pretend to like your taste in music, let you eat the last piece of cheesecake, hold a radio over my head outside your window, unfortunate way that makes me hate you, love you. So pick me, choose me, love me."

[Wieke]

ADDISON: Karev...
ALEX: dr. Montgomery, how is she doing?
ADDISON: She made it through the surgery, so did the baby, which.. well like I said the girl's a fighter...
ALEX: Do you think she calls the guy? The father?
ADDISON: No, it takes more then a well meaning speech to get a girl make a commitment like that...
ALEX: Jeah...
ADDISON: I appreciate it though, it was surprising...
ALEX: Surprising?
ADDISON: For a Mark Sloan prozac
ALEX: Likely. I tapped blood all day
ADDISON: You are a decent guy Alex and I'd hate to see Sloan beat that out of you................................. Anyway
ALEX: jeah, thanks.....
ADDISON: Allright then....

[héla]

love that scene :heart:

[lovefool.]

heres my favs so far :)


Cristina: What are you doing?
Meredith: Oh, you know, just sitting here with my penis.

Cristina: [To Meredith, about Izzie] She's the Vice President of Fantasyland.

Alex: God I smell good! You know what, it's the smell of an open heart surgery. It is awesome. IT IS AWESOME. You've gotta smell me.
Meredith: I don't want to smell you.
Alex:[wrap his arms behind her] Ooh yes you do.
Meredith: [yells and grabs him , pushing him against the locker] You've gotta to be kidding me!. OK, I've got more important things to deal with than you. I've got roommates, boy-problems and family-problems. You want to act like a little frat-boy-bitch that's fine. You want to take credit for your saves and everybody else’s, that's fine too. Just stay out of my face! And for the record, YOU SMELL LIKE CRAP

Meredith: [Izzie is walking around with a pair of 'Hello Kitty' underwear on] Hello Kitty.

George: I don't think you understand. Me - gonads! You - ovaries!
Izzie: [laughing] Oh, that reminds me. We are out of tampons.
George: You're parading through the bathroom in your underwear, while I'm naked in the shower!
Izzie: Will you add it to your list, please?
George: What?
Izzie: Tampons!
Meredith: To the list. It's your turn.
George: I am a man! I don't buy girl products. I don't want you walking in while I'm in the shower. And I don't want to see you in your underwear!
Izzie: It doesn't bother me, okay? Look at me in my underwear, George. Take your time, it's no big deal.

Alex: Morning, Dr Model.
Izzie: Dr. Evil Spawn.
Alex: Ooh, nice tat. Do they airbrush that out for the catalogs?
Izzie: I don't know. What do they do for the 666 on your skull?

Izzie: Tampons, George, I just really needed some tampons!
George: I forgot when I got there.
Izzie: No. [She opens the shower door] No, you are so passive aggressive!
George: Naked! I am naked in the shower!
Izzie: [closes the shower door] Just tampons, George! I really needed tampons. God!
[Meredith walks in]
Izzie: I'm not riding in the same car as him.
Meredith: [looks at Izzie, who is standing in her underwear] Unless you're going like that, you're not riding with me either. Where are the tampons?
Izzie: He didn't buy them.
Meredith: [to George] You didn't buy them?
George: Men don't buy tampons!
Izzie: [opens the shower door again, and George falls over] You know what? You're gonna have to get over the whole man thing, George! We're women! We have vaginas! Get used to it!
George: [lying on the floor in the bathtub] I am not your sister!

Meredith: [Meredith, George and Cristina are drinking and playing cards] Why did we want to be surgeons anyway?
George: Surgery is very serious business
[Cristina burps loudly. She has two cards stuck to her face]
George: Full House
Cristina: [To George] Royal flush. Get naked. Baby boy! [Cristina throws down her cards. George reluctantly takes off his shirt]
Meredith: Surgery is stupid. It's stupid.
Cristina: [Sings to George, as his strips] sexy, you're so sexy. [Taking the bottle from Meredith] Give me that; you're drunk.
Meredith: I'm not driving. I'm not on call. I'm in my own house. My life is crap. And it's my party and I'll get drunk if I want to.

George: You and Izzie will give birth to very tall blonde people. Kind of like Barbies.

Izzie: [coming home to see Meredith drunk at the party] Holy Mother of Destruction.
Meredith: You missed Doctor Palooza.

Miranda: All you people ever think about is how to get into somebody's pants. You're nasty. [Slaps George]
Miranda: That's why you got syphilis

George: Yes. No. [Pause] Damn it. I'm a bad sponge. A leaky sponge. I'm gonna leak all the wrong secrets. I'm a bad liar. I can't even lie about talking to myself.

Bailey: Me. I'm Dr. McDreamy. I'm tall, handsome. I like to lean against things, ponder the difficulties of dating beautiful women... I'm trying to be a surgeon here!

Meredith:De Nile. It's not just a river in Egypt, it's a freakin' ocean.

George: She shaved her legs for you.

Derek: There is a land called Passive Agressiva, and you are their queen.

Dr. Addison Shepherd: I hate this freaking trailer!
Dr. Derek Shepherd: Fine then. No trout for you.

Derek: Do you think I want to look at you? That I wouldn't rather be looking at my wife? I'm married. I have responsibilities. She, she doesn't drive me crazy. She doesn't make it impossible for me to feel normal. She doesn't make me sick to my stomach thinking about my veterinarian touching her with his hands. Man, I would give anything not to be looking at you.

Cristina: Yeah, but you're all dark and twisty inside.
Meredith: I am not dark and twisty!

Meredith: So all of a sudden I'm the president of people with crappy lives?

Cristina: You and McDreamy did the Nasty Nasty?

George: That's Alex's apple! (Derek takes a bite) That's just...rude.

Callie: Four years of high school, four years of college, four years of med school : by the time we graduate we're in our late twenties and we've never done anything except go to school and think about science. Time stops. We're socially retarded. Ha, I mean, look at me, I'm in love with a guy who won't say he loves me back and here I am, in his kitchen, just hoping he comes home and notices me. I'm a total freak. I'm that girl, who sits in the back of the class and eats her hair. And Meredith, shes seventeen years old, we're all seventeen years old. This is high school with scalpels, Finn.

Meredith (voice over): Time waits for no man. Time heals all wounds. All any of us can want is more time. Time to stand up. Time to grow up. Time to let go. Time.

Benjamin: Is that blonde your girlfriend? 'Cause the way you keep looking at her, you might as well just mount her right here, right now. [Derek and the interns are trying not to laugh.] I'm sorry was I rude?

Addison: An adulterous love child?!
Derek: Goes along with an adulterous sociopath.

Meredith: Now all my boys are here! You’re all so handsome, and such good kissers.
George: Oh …. God.
Finn:Scuse me?
George:She’s on drugs.
Meredith: He's an excellent kisser.
Finn: You two...dated?
Derek: You didn't know?
Meredith: It wasn't a date so much as a...disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience.

Meredith: Am I the only one who remembers the last time George scrubbed in on an appendectomy? He almost killed the guy. Sorry George.

Meredith: [on morphine, to Bailey] You're pretty.

Meredith: [on morphine] (To George) When I'm on the table, keep me draped. Too many people have seen me naked already. I'd like to keep whatever dignity I have left.
[Sees Mark]

Meredith: It's McSteamy. McSteamy! Yoo hoo!
Mark: McSteamy? That's what your calling me now?
Meredith: Yes, but I don't think you are supposed to know
Mark: How's my favorite dirty mistress??
Meredith: Haven't you heard? Now I'm an adulterous whore!

George: Oh. Uh, McDreamy was doing the McNasty with McHottie? That McBastard. Uh, how was that?

Meredith: Okay, before you start, there are rules to this friendship thing or whatever.
Mark: The Dirty Mistresses Club has rules? Gosh, I thought a bunch of dirty mistresses would be a little less uptight about these uh, rules.
Meredith: Number one, no flirting. Second, no talking about Derek and C, no giving me the face.
Mark: The face?
Meredith: The McSteamy face. Doesn't work on me. I'm immune.
Mark: You know, if I'd gone off to the woods, I would've invited you to keep me warm.
Meredith: Breaking rules 1, 2 and 3.

[mckenzies#1fan]

Anyone get the exact quote between Christina and Burke when she was accepting the proposal? I was jumping up and down, lol. I rewatched the scene 100x and I wasn't paying attention enough to get it.

[Wieke]

Mark: I thought you didn't think of me...
Addison: I don't... I am not actively not thinking about you right now...

[*Lauren*]

^^That's a great quote.

[mckenzies#1fan]

haha... sry to correct ya, lol. I am actively NOT thinking of you right now.... One word misplaced. That one was funny though.

[Wieke]

HAHHA, oooops

EDIT: changed!

[oclover24]

"Derek was my family."
- McSteamy, after being asked about his family.

"I'll love you soonish."
- McDreamy?

Meredith: McSteamy! Yoo hoo!
Mark: McSteamy? That's what your calling me now?
Meredith: Yes, but I don't think you are supposed to know
Mark: How's my favorite dirty mistress??
Meredith: Haven't you heard? Now I'm an adulterous whore!

[Wieke]

I love the last one, and I LOVE that episode!!!!!

[oclover24]

That is a great episode! I can't wait to rewatch S3 this summer or whenever it comes out on DVD.

[Wieke]

last monday is was on TV here in the netherlands... we are behind... hallelujah to downloading!

[Steph]

Alex: "Dude she's Callie O'Malley!"

[oclover24]

^ :lol: I love that one! I also love the one in your sig!

[Steph]

hehe thx last eppy had so many funny parts in the begining

[queenkltz]

Dr. Meredith Grey: Okay, here it is, your choice... it's simple, her or me, and I'm sure she is really great. But Derek, I love you, in a really, really big pretend to like your taste in music, let you eat the last piece of cheesecake, hold a radio over my head outside your window, unfortunate way that makes me hate you, love you. So pick me, choose me, love me.

I apsolutly love Meredith's 'pick me, choose me, love me' speach

[*Lauren*]

That's the classic Meredith speech. I love that quote.

[queenkltz]

Dr. Cristina Yang: Katie competes in beauty pageants.
Dr. Derek Shepherd: I know that, but we have to save her life anyway.

[EverwoodGirl22]

I LOVE THE QUOTE USED IN THE LAST SCENE OF THE LAST EPISODE OF EVERWOOD!!! I miss it sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE HELP US SAVE EVERWOOD!!!

[yogafan]

loved Izzy last night--"I'm a Rockstar!"

[Heather]

Her face during that scene was priceless.

[addicted2Greys]

what was the quote, where Christina was complaining about writting the vows, and Izzie said that if she didn't have it, she would give anything to hear the person you love say they want you, to have and to hold etc and grey was like you're talking about Denny right? and Izzie was like yeah, sure I was!

[TwoTreeHills]

Hey addicted2Greys! :wave: Welcome to FB and to the boards!. This is the quote:

CRISTINA: "What am I supposed to say? 'I swear to love and cherish you every moment of everyday of my life?' I mean, that's not real. I mean, that's not how it works, right?"
CALLIE: "It does, at first, but then it..."
MEREDITH: "It passes."
IZZIE: "No it doesn't. You guys are just used to it, that's all. You already have it, you have that thing everybody else wants. You can take it for granted, but let me tell you, if you didn't - if you couldn't be with the person that you love, I guarantee that hearing him promise you, love you and honor you and cherish you, no matter what, it would be pretty much all you could think about."
CRISTINA: "Wait, can you say that again? Just slowly."
MEREDITH: "You're talking about Denny, right?
IZZIE: "Right."

[*Ashlee*]

i love:

Alex: Callies a bitch
Izzie: Werd! haha

[héla]

Alex: Happy freakin' Halloween!
:lol::lol::lol: Alex is the funniest.

[Panda]

I love this quote from S2:

Christina: "What, I am on her side, but we are talking a possible stand still here. Recognize."