Safety Tips From Supernatural

[tshuttlebug]

Always put bbq forks in dish rack pointy side down,you just might be cursed by a evil rabbits foot.

[little_girl]

lol nice but that dude deserved it

[sem23]

Don't walk into an area snapping pictures right off the bat. Give those ghosts that are present some time to get used to you.but you know i don't belive it.
nothing is heppend.



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[little_girl]

1. If I value my life, I will never tape over Dean's music collection.
---1a. even if Sam thought it was a good idea
---1b. especially if Sam thought it was a good idea

2. "But I'm not a Winchester," does not excuse me from "Winchesters don't do Halloween."
---2a. if we ever did do Halloween, we would inform the others of our costumes ahead of time
---2b. the yellow contacts were not funny
---2c. I am now walking to our next job
3. I will not yell “impedimenta” while being chased by the baddie of the week.
---3a. or “petrificus totalus”
---3b. or “avada kedavra”
---3c. the Harry Potter books are not research material
---3d. I am no longer allowed to read Harry Potter

4. I will not play with matches.
---4a. fire is not "pretty"
---4b. I am scaring the boys

5. There will be no mention of "sacrificial underware" in Sam's presence.
---5a. however Dean and I may laugh about it in his absence
6. Yelling "boo!" in tense moments may get me shot full of rock salt.
---6a. whether we are hunting at the time or not

7. "Wanted Dead or Alive" is not our motto
---7a. even though it's totally true; I've seen the posters
8. Top 40 stations will not be tolerated.
---8a. I can no longer play with the radio
---8b. Dean wants to shoot me for getting 'Shut Up and Drive' stuck in his head
10. I may not call Sam “Anakin.”
---10a. even if he does have prophetic dreams
---10b. and can move stuff with his mind
---10c. and seeks to save Dean from dying
---10d. and is willing to go Dark Side to do it
---10e. what? everybody’s thinking it, I’m just saying it

11. “Why can’t Sam do it?” was definitely the wrong thing to say when Dean told me to get him pie.

12. Mumbling about the son of Mary rising from the dead will earn me nothing but glares and the silent treatment.
---12a. asking if Sam came back on the third day will earn me a walk to the next gig
13. When Dean says extra unions, he means extra unions.
13a. And don't forget the pie.
13b. If you do, you might magically find yourself waking up in Frontier Land.
14. When Dean sub-conciously starts singing pop music do not make fun of him
---14a. Never say he could be the next Paula Abdul
---14b. American Idol is not entertaining television. He doesnt let me have the remote anymore
---14c. Wearing red contacts and saying he should use Highway To Hell as his audition song will earn you a spot strapped to the hood of the Impala.
15. I shall not refer to Sam as “Simon” when he’s being b!t(hy, or “River” when he’s being psychic.
---15a. I shall keep my mind away from the dark, scary, kinky place it just visited

16…Our song is not “Ballad of Serenity.”
---16a. we do not have a song
---16b. I am no longer allowed to watch Firefly
---16c. Serenity counts as Firefly
---16d. though I may still play with my dinosaurs as long as I keep them on my side of the car
---16e. play with my dinosaurs” is not a euphemism
---16f. my dinosaurs are not named ‘Dean’ and ‘Sam’ and they do not have a harem filled with sexy female dinosaurs all named after me

17. I must refrain from traumatizing/scaring the boys into thinking they need to exorcise a sex-crazed demon out of me.
---17a. that was an embarrassing conversation with Bobby under the devil’s trap
18.Recording the boys do anything via cellphone is a no-no.
--18a. Putting it on youtube is a bad idea
--18b. Sending it to America's Most Wanted (even as a joke) is a serious offense.
--18c. Because of this, I've recently been converted against my will to Amish religion.


19. I am not allowed to hide things.
--19a. Hiding the Impala keys in the Lucky Charms box means I don't get to eat cereal anymore.
--19b. Hiding Sam's pants (Although it WAS funny) means I get a lecture and reduced laptop privilages.
--19c. Hiding the Impala (...again...) would result in certain death.
--19d. Hiding the remote and leaving Spanish soap operas on means I dont get to watch teletision anymore.

20. I'm not allowed to compare cartoon characters to the boys.
--20a. Even though there are logical reasons why Dean can compare to the yellow tellytubby.
--20b. Telling Sam he's like Velma is not a compliment (Even though she can do anything, and in a skirt)