Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency

[ky2here]

How 'bout a shout out for the harshest brashest self-promoter this side of Elaine Stritch pouring coffee at an A.A. meeting.

Miss Janice Dickinson - America's first supermodel (if you don't count Cheryl Tiegs, Farrah Fawcett, Twiggy (yes she is British but her success was also on this side of the pond) etc.

So what if Janice was never really a supermodel? So what if her only claim to fame was as 'the mean one' on Tyra's ANTM? So what if her 'modeling agency' doesn't even pretend to be a modeling agency and the 'models' are just actors playing a part?

What do you think? Did you watch last night's episode of 'men in tights'? Will Nathan ever wear pants that aren't 3 sizes too big so we can get a good look?

Spill your guts - it's just a message board. Who do you love? Who do you hate - besides Kehoe?

[CoffyBaby]

I have to admit, I don't give this show my undivided attention so I don't bother to remember anyone's names besides the ones that Janice screams over and over again. That said, I hate that red headed waitress who is clearly playing Janice. That Russian chick looks like a giant sweaty plastic porno doll. JP is a GOD!!!! Kehoe is a tool. I love the show because the models actually work in the real world (for lack of a better word) and they do get fired and called on their shit by Janice. I actually turned it off when Janice started that ballet lesson. Give me a break.......

[neversquare]

The previews and ad spots are enough to convince me that I won't ever watch this one. That woman looks like she's had a couple too many plastic surgeries and overdone it on the collagen injections. Yuck!

[ky2here]

She does look like a duck. A big mean plasticized duck.

What ever happened to Nyabel? Janice was fully committed to making Nyabel a full fledged high fashion model. Nyabel disappeared and Janice transferred her multicultural commitment to white models like Polina and Asian models like Huzuki. So much for loyalty, eh?

[CoffyBaby]

Who the heck was/is Nyabel?

[ky2here]

Nyabel was the African model. Peter thought Nyabel was unbookable but Janice pledged undying devotion and dedication (at least until this season).

this week's episode was ridiculous as ever. They're not even trying to make it look like the models live in that house. They have all those bunk beds but nowhere to put their shit. It's so obviously fake.

The date between the one straight guy in the house and the bulimic russian with the fake tits was just surreal. I loved Sorin serving the food on paper plates - that's classy!

The midget man in Brady's photo shoot is cute - he should be in the next Willy Wonka movie.

The yoga pics were embarassingly bad. Just another chance for Janice to show off her skills. I have a feeling another network would have to carry the episode where she shows her true skills (adult pay for view).

[CoffyBaby]

Since this episode was about personal/house matters- I didn't really watch.

Thanks for the Nyabel answer but I still don't remember her. I probably thought (and I was right) that Janice was full of shit and that Nyabel was NOT going to get far on the show, just like in the real fashion business for ethnic girls. So I just promptly forgot her name.

[CoffyBaby]

I've officially had my fill of this show. That midget in the turban with the fake accent got on my last nerve. then the mandatory skank stripper lap-dance lessons took place and then the guy models got free shows and ....:puke:

I turned the channel but checked for next week's preview and now they are going to have fat girl bashing too! :lame: Janice calls the plus-size models "whales" and the other skinny models join in with their hatred/intolerance. :verymad: God! Talk about insecure idiots! :etongue:

One of the reasons Janice left ANTM is because Tyra always had plus-size contestants and Janice would just insult them. But I guess Janice is so depesrate for cash that she'll still exploit them and pimp them out while disrespecting them to the camera. :down: Not my choice entertainment....

PEACE

I'm outta here............. :abduct:

[ky2here]

I loved the tragic queen designer in the 'style turban'. He was dreadfully nihilistic. Just when you think this show couldn't get any faker, they have the lap dance sequence. The boys just happen to go out on the town and return........just in time to get a coochy coochy lap dance.

Janice is looking more and more like a figure in Madame Tussaud's wax museum.

I can't wait for next week. I'll bet the plus size models take out the skinny bitches. They might just cut Janice (why not, every plastic surgeon in LA has taken a shot at what's left of her face).

[ky2here]

I see this thread is as over as the lame ass show~

[rinnsins]

I watched one episode of this, but it's more about the drama Janice can create than about the modeling I think. I'm not really interested in that.

[ky2here]

IT was funny on the reunion show to see Kehoe hooked up to a polygraph and questioned about his sexual orientation.