25+ Buzz Lightyear Quotes to Take You to Infinity and Beyond

Buzz Lightyear Quotes

With the Space Ranger’s own movie on the horizon, it’s time to look back on the best Buzz Lightyear quotes from the Toy Story franchise. Originally voiced by Tim Allen, once Lightyear premieres with Chris Evans, the character will have been brought to life by 7 voice actors. His character stands the test of time as a loveable Space Ranger that sometimes takes himself too seriously. 

From first landing in Andy’s room to meeting Zurg, his true father, here are some of the best Buzz Lightyear quotes from the Toy Story series.

Funny Buzz Lightyear Quotes

Some of Buzz’s funniest lines come from him taking himself too seriously. Even after he understands that he’s not truly a Space Ranger, he still acts with a serious, purposeful tone. Here are some of the most humorous Buzz Lightyear quotes.

“You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. Farewell.” –– Buzz Lightyear

“I just want you to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet.” –– Buzz Lightyear

“I don’t believe that man has ever been to medical school.” –– Buzz Lightyear

“Don’t you get it?  You see the hat! I am Mrs. Nezbit!” –– Buzz Lightyear

“You’re mocking me, aren’t you?” –– Buzz Lightyear

“Am I that fat?” –– Buzz Lightyear

Woody: “Look, we’re all very impressed with Andy’s new toy.”

Buzz: “Toy?”

Woody: “T-O-Y! Toy!”

Buzz: “Excuse me, but I think the word you’re searching for is “Space Ranger.”

Woody: “The word I’m searching for, I can’t say, because there are preschool toys present.”

Emperor Zurg : Surrender, Buzz Lightyear. I have won.

Buzz Lightyear #2 : I’ll never give in. You killed my father!

Emperor Zurg : No, Buzz. I am your father!

Buzz Lightyear #2 : Noooooooo!

“One minute you’re defending the whole galaxy. And suddenly you find yourself suckin’ down Darjeeling with… Marie Antoinette and her little sister.” –– Buzz Lightyear

“How dare you open a spaceman’s helmet on an uncharted planet! My eyeballs could have been sucked from their sockets!” –– Buzz Lightyear

“But the hat looked good? Tell me the hat looked good. The apron is a bit much, but the hat…” –– Buzz Lightyear

“Gone! It’s all gone. All of it’s gone. Bye-bye. See ya.” –– Buzz Lightyear

Buzz Lightyear

Quotes from When Buzz Lightyear Took Being a Space Ranger Too Seriously 

Some of Buzz Lightyear’s most humorous quotes come from the first Toy Story movie, but not because he was trying to get a laugh. He took himself way too seriously, not realizing that he was actually a toy. Buzz didn’t really understand why no one saw him as a genuine Space Ranger.

“Negative. There are no restraining harnesses in the cargo area. We’ll be much safer in the cockpit.” –– Buzz Lightyear

Buzz: “Because of YOU, the future of this entire universe is in jeopardy!”

Woody: “What?! What are you talking about?!”

Buzz: “Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has been secretly building a weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet! I alone have information that reveals his weapon’s only weakness. And you, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!!!”

[long pause]

Woody: [exploding with rage] “You…are…a…toy-y-y!! You are not the real Buzz Lightyear! Oh, you’re an action figure! You are a child’s play thing!!”

Hamm: “So where are you from, Singapore? Hong Kong?”

Buzz: “Well no, I’m actually stationed at the Gamma Quadrant, Sector Four, as an elite Universe Protection Unit. I protect the Galaxy from the Evil Emperor Zurg, sworn enemy of the Galactic Alliance!”

[long pause]

Mr. Potato Head: “Oh really? I’m from Playskool.”

Rex: “And I’m from Mattel. Well, I’m not actually from Mattel, I’m from a smaller company that was purchased in a levereged buy-out.”

“Who goes there? Friend or foe?” –– Buzz Lightyear

“I’ve set my laser from stun to kill.” –– Buzz Lightyear

“This is an intergalactic emergency.” –– Buzz Lightyear

Woody: “Hey guys, look! It’s the real Buzz Lightyear!”

Buzz: “You’re mocking me, aren’t you?”

Woody: “Oh no-no-no-no. Buzz, look! An Alien!”

Buzz: “Where?!”

Buzz Lightyear

Relatable Buzz Lightyear Quotes

As the voice of reason, Buzz has some really relatable (and meme-able) quotes. Here are some of the Buzz Lightyear quotes that make you say, “same.”

“There seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere…” –– Buzz Lightyear

“Years of Academy training wasted.” –– Buzz Lightyear

Woody: “Shut up! Just shut up, you idiot!”

Buzz: “Sheriff, this is no time to panic.”

Woody: “This is the perfect time to panic! I’m lost, Andy is gone, they’re gonna move to a new house in two days, and it’s all your fault!”

Classic Buzz Lightyear Quotes

Across the Toy Story franchise, Buzz has some iconic quotes that any Disney fan knows. Here are some of his most thoughtful, memorable quotes from Buzz Lightyear of Star Command.

“This isn’t flying, this is falling with style!” –– Buzz Lightyear

“I am Buzz Lightyear; I come in peace.” –– Buzz Lightyear

“The important thing is that we stick together.” –– Buzz Lightyear

“Somewhere in that pad of stuffing is a toy who taught me that life’s only worth living if you’re being loved by a kid.” –– Buzz Lightyear

And of course, who could ever forget the Buzz Lightyear quote “To infinity, and beyond!” Since 1995, this Space Ranger has won a place in our hearts as one of our favorite toys. So what is your favorite Buzz Lightyear quote that he’s uttered into his mission log? Tell us in the comments!


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