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Best Lines From ‘The Vampire Diaries’

Best Lines From ‘The Vampire Diaries’


In promotion of Season 1 of The Vampire Diaries being released on this last Tuesday, I wanted to take a poll of your favorite quotes from Season 1 of the series. What witty dialog had you smiling?

While there were plenty quotable moments from Season 1, none of them top my favorite line courtesy of Damon – “What’s so special about this Bella girl? Edward is so whipped.”

It always seems (to me) that the villains have the best lines, and I actually challenge you to find a great quote from a scene that doesn’t include Damon. Besides the super sweet and sappy “Today I met a girl. We talked. It was epic, then the sun came up and reality set in…”

Can’t get enough of The Vampire Diaries? Find out why the love of a dangerous girl turned brothers Stefan and Damon Salvatore into deadly enemies in The Vampire Diaries: Stefan’s Diaries #1: Origins – hitting book shelves soon from Harper Collins.

Your Pop Culture Junkie,
Emma Loggins


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  1. 1×17 – Let The Right One In
    Damon was being his normal annoying self,
    Elena – “Sorry he just makes me so cranky.”
    Stefan – “I Know He Makes Everyone cranky.”
    Elena – “Which means nothing if your not safe.”
    Stefan – “What do you mean, I’m perfectly safe I have Damon the self serving psycho path.”

  2. OH! It’s so hard to say a quote that isn’t Damon related!! But I liked the line from the ditzy Caroline where she was like “I am gonna drink until someone is hot enough to make out with…” Haha.

  3. 1×1 Jenna: His name is Stefan Salvatore. He’s a Gemini and his favorite color is blue.
    Bonnie: You got all that in one day?
    Jenna: Please. I got all that between third and fourth period

    1×2 Jenna: You and Stefan talked all night? There was no sloppy first kiss or touching of any kind?

    1×6 Stefan: I’ve been 17 years old since 1864.

    1×7 Caroline: I am gonna drink until someone is hot enough to make out with.
    Vicki: All I can think about is blood!

    1×8 Stefan: Elena is warm and kind and caring and selfless and it’s real. When I’m around her, I completely forget where I am

    1×12 Caroline: What is this, a threesome now? You and the Salvatore brothers?

  4. Crashdown sorry if this offends you but your wrong but when you said that Jenna was saying it, it was Caroline when they were at the grill.

  5. Great quotes you guys! 🙂 I really love that Caroline one ” I am gonna drink until someone is hot enough to make out with.” haha

  6. BiteMe677: No it doesn’t offend me.Because everyone makes mistakes and I believe there is nothing wrong with pointing things out. Thank you 🙂

    Emma:I know it is usually the guy making comments about getting drunk enough to be with girls. =)

  7. All the great lines come from Damon – and I thought his humor in the books was hilarious! My favorite : “That’s For Me To Know And You To Dot Dot Dot”. I also like how Stefan and Damon do the whole reverse psychology talk – it’s too funny how they portray each other.


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