Spencer Pratt Arrested In Costa Rica

I probably shouldn’t find this so amusing… but I do! Over the weekend, the infamous Spencer Pratt was arrested in Costa Rica on a felony firearm possession charge. He was held in a local jail, and then released after he turned in a signed confession along with his weapons.

His statement to the public is as follows:

“As part of my spiritual cleansing I’ve spent the last week living alone in the jungle, reflecting on my past transgressions, and working to become a better person. I had to live off the land, and hunt to survive. As I departed the country this morning to continue my spiritual journey, I mistakenly brought my hunting weapons to the airport. It was an honest mistake, and they sent me on my way. On an unrelated note, I’m not allowed in the country anymore — but that’s because of the chicken incident.”

Hm… wasn’t he vacationing with Heidi Montag? I definitely remember seeing those pictures a couple weeks… Living off the land? Sureee…

It gets better though, Spencer later tweeted:

Arrested in Costa Rica. If I knew the gov’t was Team Jacob, I wouldve kept my mouth shut.

Costa Rican jail smells like children’s tears. And soup. Delicious soup.

Yeah… Nothing else to say there.

Your Pop Culture Junkie,
Emma Loggins