35 Mean Girl Quotes That Are So Fetch

From the hit 2004 movie to the Broadway smash success, Mean Girls has remained the ultimate high school comedy. The reason it remains such a staple almost 20 years later is the practically infinite Mean Girls quotes that everyone knows. Even if you haven’t seen the movie, you must have heard someone say “On Wednesdays, we wear pink.”

So here are some of the best of the best quotes from Mean Girls the movie that are totally fetch.

Iconic Mean Girls Quotes

There are some Mean Girls quotes that everyone knows. Even people who have not yet enjoyed the incredible film have to have overheard someone repeating them.

Here are those quotes.

“Get in loser, we’re going shopping.” —Regina George

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“She doesn’t even go here!” —Damian Leigh

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“On Wednesdays we wear pink.” —Karen Smith

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“Four for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco!” —Damian Leigh

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“Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George.” —Ms. Norbury

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“That is so fetch!” − Gretchen Wieners

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“The limit does not exist.” —Cady Heron

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“You can’t sit with us!”  —Gretchen Wieners

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“That’s why her hair is so big. It’s full of secrets.” —Damian Leigh

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“Gretchen, stop trying to make *fetch* happen. It’s not going to happen!” — Regina George

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Karen Smith: “If you’re from Africa, why are you white?”

Gretchen Wieners: “Oh my god Karen, you can’t just ask people why they’re white.” 

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The Funniest Mean Girl Quotes

As a well-written Tina Fey comedy, it’s tough to pick quotes that make you laugh the most. However, we have to try. Here are some of the funniest Mean Girls quotes from the film. 

“It’s like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it’s going to rain.” —Karen Smith

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“Made out with a hot dog? Oh my God that was one time!” —Amber D’Alessio

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“Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What’s so great about Caesar? Hm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that’s not what Rome is about. We should totally just stab Caesar!” —Gretchen Wieners

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Principal Duvall: “I will keep you here all night.” 

Secretary: “We can’t keep them past four.” 

Principal Duvall: “I will keep you here ’til four.” 

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“Oh my God, Danny DeVito, I love your work!”  —Damian Leigh

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“You smell like a baby prostitute.” — Janis Ian

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“Gretchen, I’m sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Noble. And I’m sorry for telling everyone about it. And I’m sorry for repeating it now.” — Karen Smith

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Principal Duvall: “Her name is Cady. Cady Heron. Where are you, Cady?”

Cady: “That’s me. It’s pronounced like Katie.”

Principal Duvall: “My apologies. I have a nephew named Anfernee, and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony. Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him Anfernee.”

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(Sort of) Thoughtful Mean Girls Quotes

Even though Mean Girls is a comedy, it does have quite a beautiful message and handles topics like bullying and being yourself. Here are some of the more thoughtful, deep, or heartfelt Mean Girls quotes.

“There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done and don’t try to stop it.” —Janis Ian

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“I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy.” —Girl Who Doesn’t Go to the School

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“Irregardless, ex-boyfriends are off-limits to friends. That’s just, like, the rules of feminism.”

—Gretchen Wieners

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“Calling somebody else fat won’t make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn’t make you any smarter. And ruining Regina George’s life definitely didn’t make me any happier. All you can do in life is try to solve the problem in front of you.” — Cady Heron

Best Mean Girls Quotes

It’s truly hard to pick the best quotes from such a good movie, but here are some that definitely should make the list.

“I don’t think my father, the inventor of Toaster Strudel, would be too pleased to hear about this.” – Gretchen Wieners

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Jason: “Is your muffin buttered?” 

Cady Heron: “What?” 

Jason: “Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?”  

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“Hell, no. I did not leave the South Side for this!” — Principal Duvall

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“I know I may seem like I was being a bitch, but that’s only because I was acting like a bitch.” — Cady Heron

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“In the real world, Halloween is when kids dress up and beg for candy. But in girl world, Halloween is the one time of year a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girl can say anything about it.”  — Cady Heron

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“I’m not like a regular mom, I’m a cool mom!” — Mrs. George

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“Is butter a carb?” — Regina George

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“I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can’t help it that I’m popular.” – Gretchen Wieners

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“Whatever, I’m getting cheese fries.” — Regina George

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Student: “Nice wig, Janis. What’s it made of?”

Janis: “Your mom’s chest hair!”

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Karen: “I can’t go out. [faux coughs softly] I’m sick.”

Regina: “Boo, you whore!”

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“It’s not my fault I have a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!” — Bethany Byrd

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“Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant, and die.” — Coach Carr

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Favorite Mean Girls Quotes

So when you think back on the amazing movie, what are your favorite Mean Girls quotes? Do you think the team that adapted it into a Broadway musical did a good job incorporating those quotes into the songs? Which character do you think has the best quotes? Let us know in the comments!