50+ Harley Quinn Quotes that Prove She’s the Best DC Villain

Long before Margot Robbie brought the character to life on screen, Dr. Harleen Quinzel has been making a name for herself in the DC Universe. When you take a look at these Harley Quinn quotes, it becomes clear that she brings a lot more to the table than just being a love interest for the Joker.

Here are some of the best Harley Quinn quotes out there to remind you why we love this character.

Feminist Harley Quinn Quotes

If there was any doubt whatsoever, Birds of Prey and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that Dr. Harleen Quinzel is much more than the Joker’s mad love. Harley Quinn is a killer character in her own right, and she doesn’t need a man by her side to f*#& $h*t up.

Here are some Harley Quinn quotes on feminism and how women need to band together.

“You think I’m just a doll. A doll that’s pink and light. A doll you can arrange any way you like. You’re wrong. Very wrong. What you think of me is only a ghost of time. I am dangerous. And I will show you just how dark I can be.” – Harley Quinn

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“You thought I was just another bubble-headed blonde bimbo! Well, the joke’s on you, ’cause I’m not even a real blonde.” – Harley Quinn

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“But the clown-spankin’ truth is this, our strength comes not from being whole, but from bein’ broken differently. Because there’s enough of us, we are whole together.” – Harley Quinn

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“We can’t change the past, but there’s a difference between moving on and letting go.” – Harley Quinn

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“Arent’ you glad you wore that? Sexy AND bulletproof!” – Harley Quinn

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“I dunno about ‘genius,’ but I do got a PhD.” – Harley Quinn

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“Unless we all want to die very unpleasant deaths, we’re going to have to work together.” – Harley to the Birds of Prey

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“The world can be amazing when you’re slightly strange.” – Harley Quinn

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Funny Harley Quinn Quotes

At the end of the day, Harley is nothing without her humor. From the comic book authors to the screenwriters, Harley Quinn constantly gets great banter and one-liners to showcase her wit. Here are some of the funniest Harley Quinn quotes.

“It’s the end of the world. Have a drink with us.” – Harley Quinn

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“You really put the ‘fun’ in funeral.” – Harley Quinn

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“If you want boys to respect you, show them you’re serious. Shoot something, blow it up!” – Harley Quinn

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“I found The Joker’s psyche disturbing, his dementia alarming — and his charm irresistible! What can I tell ya? The guy just did it for me.” – Dr. Harleen Quinzel

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“You made me want to be a less terrible person.” – Harley Quinn

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“I love the rain. It’s like angels are splooging all over us.” – Harley Quinn

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“I must let the world know about my craving. I want pancakes and I want them now!” – Harley Quinn

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Harley Quinn: I’m going to hotwire a car. Need a ride?

Deadshot: Your ass is not driving.

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“I knew I needed to find some way to show the world that I’d cut ties with Mr. J for good. Some people have the Eiffel Tower, or Olive Garden. The Joker and I? Our love bloomed in a highly toxic industrial processing plant. And, luckily for me, I have all my best ideas drunk.” – Harley Quinn

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“I made a promise to myself that the next time I got a boyfriend I would be on the lookout for red flags and if I saw anything I’d do the healthy thing and murder him.” – Harley Quinn

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“I know the voices in my head aren’t real, but sometimes their ideas are absolutely awesome.” – Harley Quinn

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“I’ll never understand why Superman wears the same outfits every day.” – Harley Quinn

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More Funny Quotes

[at end of closing credits]

Harley Quinn: Are you dummies still sitting there? Fine! Since you stuck it out this long, I’ll tell you a super-duper secret secret, which you can’t tell anyone! Okay. Did you know that Batman f…

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Cassandra Cain: Oh shit, is that a hyena in the bathtub?

Harley Quinn: I named him Bruce after that hunky Wayne guy.

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“YOU KILLED MY SANDWICH!” – Harley Quinn

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Captain Boomerang : [to Diablo]  And the kids?

Harley Quinn : He killed them. Didn’t you?

[pause] 

Harley Quinn : Own that shit. Own it! What’d you think was gonna happen? Huh?

Deadshot : Hey, Harley. Come on.

Harley Quinn : What, you were just… Thinking you can have a happy family and coach little leagues, and make car payments? Normal’s a setting on the dryer. People like us, we don’t get normal!

Captain Boomerang: “Why is it always a knife fight every single time you open your mouth? You know, outside you’re amazing. But inside, you’re ugly.”

Harley Quinn: “We all are. We all are! Except for him. He’s ugly on the outside, too.”

Killer Croc: “Not me, shorty. I’m beautiful.”

Harley Quinn: “Yeah, you are.”

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“They’ve got Hello Kitty on them. They’re fashionable.” – Harley Quinn

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“It’s called ‘Animals Attack People I Hate’… It’s a comedy.” – Harley Quinn

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“Love your perfume. What is that, The Scent Of Death?” – Harley Quinn

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Angry Harley Quinn Quotes

While Harley can act cute, don’t let yourself get fooled. You do not, under any circumstances, want to get on her bad side.

Here are some Harley Quinn quotes about how she gets when she’s angry.

“Mama’s gonna paint the streets with blood.” – Harley Quinn

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“I’m having a BAD DAY! I’m sick of people trying to shoot me, run me over, or blow me up! I didn’t even get to keep my new dress. And I actually paid for it.” – Harley Quinn

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“I’m rubber, you’re glue, whatever you say bounces off me and makes a six-inch-diameter exit wound in you.” – Harley Quinn

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“Hey, shishka-bimbo… You try an’ turn my friend into cole slaw… and I’m gonna go all hibachi steakhouse on your ass!” – Harley Quinn

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“If I get mad at you that means I still care. Worry when I don’t get mad.” – Harley Quinn

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“Here’s the thing, Romy baby: your protection is based on the fact that people are scared of you. Just like they’re scared of Mr. J. But I’m the one they should be scared of! Not you, not Mr. J! Because I’m Harley Fucking Quinn!” – Harley Quinn

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“I’m going to kill you. For everything you’ve done to me. All the times you’ve made me feel useless and small. For all the times I will never forget. For all the things I can never forgive.” – Harley Quinn

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“If someone hates you for no reason, give that jerk a reason.” – Harley Quinn

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“If I’m mad enough to skip the tears and go straight to laughing, you better run cause I’m about to lose my shit.” – Harley Quinn

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“Hush, little baby, don’t say a word, Momma’s gonna kill for you the whole damn world.” – Harley Quinn

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Quotes on Being Crazy

Plenty of supervillains are “crazy.” But Harley Quinn actually has a degree to diagnose it. Unlike other supervillains and superheroes, she actually earned the “Doctor” in her title. She was a psychiatrist with a PhD at Arkham Asylum, which is where she met the infamous Joker.

Here are some of her quotes on what it’s like to see and be crazy.

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“Face it, Harl, this stinks—you’re a certified nutso wanted by the law in over a dozen states, and hopelessly in love with a murderous, psychopathic clown.” – Harley Quinn

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“Sometimes, the only way to stay sane is to go a little crazy.” – Harley Quinn

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“I’m not sure if I attract crazy or if I make them that way.” – Harley Quinn

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Harley Quinn : Why do you eat people?

Killer Croc : Gives me their power.

Harley Quinn : Would you like to eat me?

Killer Croc : Hell no.

Harley Quinn : Aw, why not?

Killer Croc : I don’t want your crazy.

Harley Quinn : Says the guy who lives in a sewer.

Killer Croc : At least I know it’s a sewer.

Harley Quinn : Oh, I get it. ‘Cause, like, this is a sewer, too, only with nice shops and restaurants, right? You hate mankind much? Let me guess. Mommy didn’t take you to Chuck E. Cheese on your sixth birthday. I can recommend a good therapist.

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“You don’t have to be crazy to be in love. But it helps.” – Harley Quinn

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More Quotes Being Crazy

“Number one, no one is like me. If you wanted to even come close, you would have to go to medical school. Become a psychiatrist. Work in an asylum. Fall in love with your patient. Break said patient out of said asylum. Begin a life of crime. Jump into a vat of chemicals to prove yourself to a madman. Get arrested by the Batman. Go back to jail. Get out of jail with a bomb on your neck. Save the world, go back to jail, and break out of jail before breaking up with the aforementioned madman, and going out on your own. Number two…

[picks up a bottle of water]

Six bucks for tap water with a fucking cucumber stick in it? That’s crazy. I’m not shopping at this store. I’m robbing this store. Consider this your first lesson: paying is for dummies.” – Harley Quinn

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Batman: “Ms. Quinn?”

Dr. Harleen Quinzel: “Dontcha knock before entering a lady’s boudoir?”

Batman: “I need help.”

Dr. Harleen Quinzel: “Well, you’ve come to the right place. I recommend a lobotomy.”

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“So what if I’m crazy? The best people are.” – Harley Quinn

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“I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.” – Harley Quinn

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“Psychologically speaking, vengeance rarely brings the catharsis we hope for.” – Harley Quinn

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“It soon became clear to me that the Joker, so often described as a raving, homicidal madman, was actually a tortured soul crying out for love and acceptance—a lost, injured child trying to make the world laugh at his antics.” – Harley Quinn

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Harley Quinn: “You ever been in love?”

Deadshot: “Nah. Never.”

Harley Quinn: “Bullshit.”

Deadshot: “You don’t kill as many people as I’ve killed and still sleep like a kitten if you feel shit like love.”

Harley Quinn: “Another textbook sociopath.”

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The Best Harley Quinn Quotes

Harley Quinn quotes are great! Because they remind us of the biting wit and charm from this delightfully twisted character. 

So what do you think? Did we get all the best Harley Quinn quotes? Where do you think the best Harley Quinn quotes come from? Movies like Suicide Squad or the original comics? Let us know in the comics!